My Baby's Daddy Page #2

Rolonda! Peaches!

What are you doing here?

We need to talk.

I'm all ears.

Mama dear is gonna go wait

over there.

Remember that time

we was watching "Compton 90221"

and Swapmisha had told Dante

that she was pregnant?

How could I forget it?

Point is, Swapmisha wasn't

the only one got knocked up.

- You mean I'm gonna be a daddy?

- It's yours.

Just forget it, Lonnie.

'Cause I can't take care

of no baby on my income alone.

Daddy also has a job

at the Sanitation Department.

And I just got a job yesterday

at Piggy Smalls' Pizzeria.

You know my Uncle Virgil

raised me right, girl.

And I want to do the same

for our child, Ro-Ro.

I'm gonna take care

of the both of you.

You so good to me, Lonnie.

Don't want to give me that, huh?

Come on.

Come on.

G, we need to talk.

Are you busy?

What it look like, baby?

Is everything okay?

G, I'm pregnant.

We're going to have a baby.

Hey, Dominic.

Your next appointment is here.

Send them in.

Yo, Dommie Dom.

You gotta be kidding me.

It's the Brothas Stylz.

- This is you?

- Oh, hell, yeah.

- Yo, you gots to put us on.

- True.

All right.

Yo, we might be wizzle.

But our lyzzles be

clizzle blizzle.

You feel me, dawg?

Words.

Okay.

Go ahead and spit.

Whatever.

Someone should tell them

they're white.

Oh, hey, Nia.

What's up?

What? I thought I had

the studio till 12:00.

No, no.

It's not that.

Hold up.

Listen. I...

What?

What is it?

Calm down, Dom.

You look whiter than usual.

So, Dom, she gonna have it?

Yeah.

She's gonna have it at home.

- What kind of sh*t is that?

- I don't know.

She said it's gonna empower her

as a woman or some bullshit.

My life is over.

I'm done.

Finished.

The three of us.

Daddies.

Ain't it great?

I think we should do daddy

training so we can do it right.

Yeah.

That's it.

You know?

Do what our fathers didn't do.

Oh!

Ooh.

Oh, what's that?

A little porn?

Check it out.

They got her in stirrups

and everything.

Make that move, mama.

Damn!

Look at the size of that thing.

Looks like an alien.

- Oh!

- Ew!

Ew!

I'm Annabelle Sinclair.

And I'll be your

birthing/child-rearing expert.

And I am here to guide you

through the journey

that your child is gonna take

from the womb

to the pink or blue bedroom.

I'd like to open the floor

for any pre-birthing questions.

Anybody?

Yes?

You know, is it cool to still

hit the skins during pregnancy?

He asking if it's all right

to still be tappin' that ass.

Oh, sure.

Feel free to get your swerve on

throughout the pregnancy.

Damn.

Don't be embarrassed, dear.

I ain't.

Flatulence is very normal

during pregnancy.

So let 'em rip!

Oh, cool.

Pregnant people, fool.

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