My Awkward Sexual Adventure Page #3

Listen carefully. I love to cook...

I have knives sharp and dangerous.

Just to try something, I'm going to cut.

I'll cut your face! - You're a

good man, thanks!

Move! - Come on.

Amount to be $ 11,390.

Echo.

Sh*t.

No need to do that.

Sorry...

And you know why the smell of

rine and where are my pants?

Great mystery!

I searched...

Here, keep.

Maybe I should clarify.

Alcohol is not working for me...

- Not a word.

Thanks for making me lose.

Nice. It was not necessary.

In fact, he had.

Vacationing in this list?

- Yes, 10 days a year.

One advantage of being a counter.

Do you like cookies? - Well...

Thank you, my stomach is empty.

Delicious! Where do you take?

- I prepared last night.

Take it for later.

What they are doing! - On the road.

No, no, no! Do not leave the coffee on.

I ordered in folders. All these warnings.

Sorry, probably did not want to deepen

their financial documents.

I do not care. - Really?

Because when I was looking for pants

accidentally looked in...

You know what your problem is?

We accountants call "disorder".

Have you thought about a loan? - Yes...

Since banks give money to strippers right?

They do not care as long as you

have active. Do you have something of value?

This apartment. The legacy of

my father.

Yes, each bank will provide a

loan. - Life is too short.

Do not waste time, I'm worried

about money.

Jacket you're looking for?

- I was looking for...

Thank you.

Oh, yes!

I can? Ask for your professional

opinion?

What these women like me more?

What are you trying to do?

I suggested to my girlfriend

and she left me.

So I wanted to make him jealous

how to show how much fun in Toronto

and women find me sexually attractive.

God.

Well, sit down. - Thank you.

There is no one to talk to, and

I'm at a difficult time and I'd like...

What are you doing?

Take a picture of your girlfriend

is going to get wet, mold will be collected.

Due to the "Bank of Karma".

Very well.

A little higher.

Really? - Yes

Say "cheese". - Cheese.

Am Julia, among others.

- Hi, I'm Jordan.

It's really good. Thank you.

Thanks for everything.

Not a little. - Thanks for the

coffee and cookies.

It really is..

Well, well, I will.

Success! - Thank you.

Okay, so I sent him.

You know... wait.

Why not try?

Thank you!

Oh, sorry! Wait a minute.

As for me.

Are you serious?

Times.

Hi, honey! - To the idiot that

made me think?

This girl is super sexy!

So if I had a little ugly,

he would choose?

Actually, yes.

What are you trying to say leave

me alone right?

No, I want to see how fun it is

in the big city.

Model hired to make me jealous?

God, who hired him in Calgary?

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