My Awkward Sexual Adventure

Synopsis: Thirty-seven year old Winnipeg-based accountant Jordan Abrams, a proverbial doormat of a man, has pined after Rachel Stern since he was twelve. He finally got her to be his girlfriend last year after she being a peripheral or not so peripheral part of his life all these years. Now, in a relationship for a year, Jordan plans on asking her to marry him on a week-long romantic vacation they are taking to Niagara Falls. Rachel not only decides not to go on the trip, but dumps him when he, learning that she isn't going, asks her to marry him the day before the trip instead. The primary reason she dumps him?: he's lousy in bed, she not being able to envision bad, boring sex with him for the rest of her life. Rachel convinces him to take the vacation by himself, instead hanging out in Toronto with his college friend Dandak, his return from the vacation when they will talk about the break-up in more detail. Dandak, a sex machine, sees his role in his mending his friend's broken heart as gettin
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Sean Garrity
Production: Tribeca Film
  4 wins & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
98 min
Website
96 Views


7 out of 10, right? - Yes 7.

He organized a small party tonight.

He's new in town.

Why not leave your friends?

Apartment 4 at 8:00.

What do you think?

Of course it is. - Fantastic!

For sexual confidence takes time.

Believe me, I know Rachel.

Until today I was playing,

and tomorrow I'll be sat here.

Man, if those little raisins

you call balls

and bring them back into the

scrotum to be shaved.

Therefore, women prefer.

Relax!

Do not fight and do not bite much.

Wait!

No! Not...

No, no, no!

Oh, my God! Be careful, please!

Thanks Renaldo. This is for you.

Lord! Wait. - Very good.

Cool!

What are you doing here? Attention!

I know! But I wonder what this

half-naked man serving drinks?

He is here to ensure that they

will have sex.

This suggests that women think

about sex and what not!

Why not go to bed with him?

- Because my plan is ingenious.

This gentleman prefers the

company of gay men.

Therefore, women are forced to take...

Please give me the phone.

- Not enough!

Not until you talk to a girl.

I do not want much. Do it for me.

I know you're nervous, but you're

hard Miss July.

I love it.

Well... I could direct a lady

who have not had sex with her

and talk.

Dada. No two.

No, I've been there.

A recount? - No, no problem.

Then the darkness. I was banging

on the back. - Very good.

Hi! - Hi

Hi...

I'm Tanya. - Tanya, Tanya...

Jordan.

Hello - nice to meet you, Tanya.

So what are you doing?

What are you doing? - What?

What... How Do I?

I do not understand.

Really? Real Estate? - Yes

Yugo. Property Owner. I've had.

Cool, yes. No, that's great.

G- O-t-i-n-oh, oh... - Are you okay?

I miss my boyfriend.

Excuse me.

Behold, I have spoken. Are you happy?

It has been dishonored.

Where are you going?

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Jonas Chernick

Jonas Chernick (born July 16, 1973) is a Canadian actor and screenwriter. His credits as an actor include the films Inertia, Lucid, Paid in Full, Seven Times Lucky, Mayday, Blood Pressure, My Awkward Sexual Adventure, How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, and Borealis and the television series The Border, At the Hotel, Living in Your Car, Degrassi, The Eleventh Hour and The Best Laid Plans. He was credited as a writer on Lucid, My Awkward Sexual Adventure, and Borealis. Originally from Winnipeg, Manitoba, where he was born and raised in a prominent local Jewish family, he is currently based in Toronto, Ontario. more…

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