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Synopsis: Thirty-seven year old Winnipeg-based accountant Jordan Abrams, a proverbial doormat of a man, has pined after Rachel Stern since he was twelve. He finally got her to be his girlfriend last year after she being a peripheral or not so peripheral part of his life all these years. Now, in a relationship for a year, Jordan plans on asking her to marry him on a week-long romantic vacation they are taking to Niagara Falls. Rachel not only decides not to go on the trip, but dumps him when he, learning that she isn't going, asks her to marry him the day before the trip instead. The primary reason she dumps him?: he's lousy in bed, she not being able to envision bad, boring sex with him for the rest of her life. Rachel convinces him to take the vacation by himself, instead hanging out in Toronto with his college friend Dandak, his return from the vacation when they will talk about the break-up in more detail. Dandak, a sex machine, sees his role in his mending his friend's broken heart as gettin
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Sean Garrity
Production: Tribeca Film
  4 wins & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
98 min
Website
284 Views


What is this team?

You have to pack another candidate

for marriage.

God, their parents, who continue to play

matchmaker! - Yes, because every Indian family.

Must respect the traditions.

You're in charge while I'm gone.

Just give me back my phone.

- What?

Phone. - Is that what you want?

Let's see something.

As I suspected. Zero loss.

Why call it, man?

Because...

Because he is jealous.

Yes, she is jealous.

and photographed with red baby

Rachel called me 15 times.

Do you remember? - No, not you remember?

Give me the phone. - Well, I did!

Upstairs in the loft. - No?

Lots of fun!

What? - Jordan, it is better

not to talk.

What? I can not hear, my dear.

Dendak prepare me crazy party in...

Here is complete! He is full of girls.

Tanya is engaged in real estate

and my cousin...

Rach... This is our affection

to your music?

with other truth?

Look, let's talk when you get back.

Right? - Very good. Good idea.

Is there anyone with you?

You're a bad boy! Go to bed!

Hello?

Rach?

Hello! - Hi

I was a bit strange being there

again and sorry. - Now heals me?

I feel much better.

I was hoping to start again.

Well, well. - Very good.

Thank you. I'm Jordan, accountant.

Tanya, real estate. - Nice to meet you

Can a personal question?

Yes.

You can take sexy photos to convince

my girlfriend to marry me?

Go on like this, I'll shoot.

A quick photo?

"Beauty and the Beast" NIGHT CLUB

Sorry!

Sorry. I could not...

These machines... Their rates

are astronomical.

I want chips.

Yes, but take it and charge more

than twice the bank rate.

It is not wise. - Yes, but I

feel like eating potato chips.

Here you are.

This is the "Karma Bank. " - Hold it.

No, really! Pay it or whatever

you decide.

Thank you.

Spike, I need pliers.

Hell, Julia, recording your contact!

Recorded Jan De gum wrapper

and put it in her purse,

but I forgot at home.

At least three drinks. - Yes

It does not seem so bad!

- For the last time!

It will not happen again.

That's good, but we can do better.

What's next? You're right, honey!

Here's one for you. Let's do it again.

Here's a twenty. One, two, three...

You can eat your sandwich, Jules?

Sup not much.

Wow, this says. - Hey, handsome!

Get premium. There are prizes

for everyone!

I want to do it again with dad?

I hate this job.

Shut up.

These are my pants.

My pants...

Help...

Stupid "Bank of Karma".

Where are your pants?

This is the coat? - My coat...

Wait! No!

Where do you live? - I miss my boyfriend.

God!

Address nearby. - No problem.

I can drive all night, while sober.

What to do? - Do not know.

I will not take it back. Not mine.

- Not mine.

Hey... I'll let you sleep on the couch.

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Jonas Chernick

Jonas Chernick (born July 16, 1973) is a Canadian actor and screenwriter. His credits as an actor include the films Inertia, Lucid, Paid in Full, Seven Times Lucky, Mayday, Blood Pressure, My Awkward Sexual Adventure, How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, and Borealis and the television series The Border, At the Hotel, Living in Your Car, Degrassi, The Eleventh Hour and The Best Laid Plans. He was credited as a writer on Lucid, My Awkward Sexual Adventure, and Borealis. Originally from Winnipeg, Manitoba, where he was born and raised in a prominent local Jewish family, he is currently based in Toronto, Ontario. more…

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