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Maybe if it came with private lessons.

Everybody wants all that Tupperware...

...those computer-designed, | fiberglass-composite things.

I mean, don't even look like boats.

They look like boats when they | whiz by your wooden guy.

That was one race, and I've made | some adjustments, Charlie.

- Wood boats can win, trust me on that. | - They can't win.

That's why people don't want them.

They can't win, | but they lose beautifully.

And the whole experience | is just better. Look at this.

I'm making these boats | the exact same way...

...the Spanish and the Portuguese | made their ships of exploration.

There's a continuity | at stake here, Charlie.

This is more than a boat.

- This is a time machine. | - lf you paid this much attention to Lisa...

...you'd still be together. | - This is true.

But you know what? If I had to do it | it all over again, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't. | Lisa taught me about sadness...

...about human frailty...

...and how unbearably fleeting | happiness can be.

- I'm gonna owe her for the rest of my life. | - Oh, you'll be paying. Monthly.

Hope you don't mind | that I brought Mother Teresa.

Are you kidding? I love this girl. | Mother Teresa, do you have a friend for me?

Hey, is everything all right at home?

Yeah, Jennifer just gets tired | of all the family gatherings.

Too many old stories. | It makes her feel left out.

Yeah. Kevin used to say that.

- I still say it. | - I say it too.

It seems hard now, Sarah, I know...

...but you get a chance to make | a new life for yourself.

Thank you, but in | the marketplace of available women...

Any guy would be lucky to get you. | You're smart, you're funny...

...even pretty when | you're not wallowing in self-pity.

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