Muppet Treasure Island Page #2

Synopsis: The Muppets are back into action in another movie based on a novel written by Robert Louis Stevenson. Kermit the Frog and his colleagues go on a warfare against ruthless pirates. They also share their problem-solving journey on sea to rescue a treasure.
Director(s): Brian Henson, David Lane
Production: Buena Vista
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
G
Year:
1996
99 min
2,234 Views


There's gotta be something|better than this for me

Well, now you're talkin'.

If it's weird and wild|let's go and find it

The crazier, the better|is what I say

Yeah, that's true.

To tell the truth|I really wouldn't mind it

Mind what?

If we found someplace|with ten square meals a day

Let danger call my name

If it does|I'm gonna hide

I'll put my courage|to the test

And I'll be|by your side

He'll be by your side

There's gotta be|something better than this

- Something more than this|- I know that there's so much out there

- To see|- To see

And I know|this life I'm living

Can't be my destiny

There's gotta be|something better

Something better

There's gotta be something|better than this for me

- And me!|- Wait a minute. What about me?

There's something better|than this for you and

Me

Enough of this singin'!

Rum! I need rum, lads!

I got the horrors!|Give me rum!

Rum till I float!

All right! All right!|Just one small one.

Don't be giving him|any more rum!

How does she blooming do that?

Shh! Shh!

Billy Bones!|It's me, Blind Pew.

I know you're here, Billy.

Ya snivelling coward!

It's some kind|of a blind fiend.

I believe they prefer|"visually challenged fiend. "

Ah, I heard that!|There's someone here!

Uh, no. Over here!

Hmm, over here.

Billy Bones! Ah,|I'd know that scurvy mug...

of yours anywhere.

Excuse me, sir,|but the bar is closed.

Aha. A pretty|little girl, is it?

Yes. Take me|to Billy Bones, my pet.

Y- You've come|to the wrong place.

Th-There's no Billy Bones here,|and I'm not a girl.

Oh, I may be visually challenged,|but I can see you're lying.

Huh?

Good evening, Bill.|I know it's you.

Yes. You thought you could|get away with it, didn't you?

Just take it all|for yourself...

and leave your shipmates|with nothing.

We're not pleased with that,|Bill. Not at all.

We want you to have this!

Watch where you're going,|you stupid cat!

The Black Spot!

But I don't understand.|What is the Black Spot?

The Black Spot's|a pirate's death sentence!

- Fabulous.|- They'll be comin' to kill me tonight!

- We'd better help.|- Yeah, yeah, let's get some stuff.

- It's my sea chest them lubbers want.|- Underwear.

But I'll trick them! I'll shake out|another reef and daddle 'em again!

You wanna run that by us again|in English, Mr Bones?

It's mine! I'm goin'|for that treasure myself!

And no one-legged|son of a bilge rat will...

Captain Bones!

He died? And this is supposed|to be a kids' movie.

Jimmy. Jim.|Jimmy,Jim,Jim,Jim,Jim.

You always been a decent sort|to old Billy Bones.

But I'm not Jimmy,Jim,Jimmy,|Jim,Jim,Jim,Jim.

He's Jimmy,Jim,Jimmy,|Jim,Jim,Jim,Jim.

- Jim!|- Yes, Captain.

Jim,Jimmy,Jimmy,Jim,|Jim,Jim,Jim.

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Jerry Juhl

Jerome Ravn Juhl (July 27, 1938 – September 26, 2005) was an American television and film writer, best known for his work with The Muppets. more…

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