Munna Bhai M.B.B.S Page #2

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l've brought it! Here!

''1 million.

Let my husband go, please!''

''Shut up! Remember, Brother's a doctor!''

''Sorry madam, if money could save lives

then the rich would never die.''

''Circuit, help the lady.

- Huh!? ...Yes, doctor.''

Madam...

But l...

- Please come with me.

Don't worry.

Everything will be fine

Her husband was so obese

the liposuction took a week!

ls this all of it?

- Yes

Chill sis! Go sit in the car.

He'll be right out.

Soon...?

- Don't you worry!

Goddamn rodent! Beat it!

You carry on son.

''Hey, didn't we meet the last time too?''

Are you ok?

- No it's...

l'm ... l'm...

''Dr.Monty,

take my parents inside, quick.''

''Nurse, get me the chloroform.''

What?

You over-acting piece of crap...

''Look at him, what a natural!''

He's been acting for three years and

father's never recognised him.

''Get up, jerk! You're cured.

Now, get out!''

What the hell is going on?

lt's a long story! Scram!

''Brother, if it hurts you so much...''

...why don't you just tell

your father the truth?

''Tell him, in this city a don gets

more respect than any damn doc.''

He'll die if he gets to know...

''lts just seven days of drama, Circuit.

Let it be.''

''Ma, remember when l saw a ghost

near the cemetery?''

And it was Chandu who was sleepwalking.

And father had raised his cane...

''Fool! Why did you go

near the cemetery?''

l was so scared.

Scared? You were shaking!

And you hugged me...

And l felt nothing could scare me

You used to call it something...?

- The Magic Hug!

The Magic Hug!

Get up.

- What...?

Do as l say.

Come here.

''Now tell me, what's bothering you?''

''Ma, if l wasn't a doctor...''

What are you two up to?

''Nothing father. Just nostalgia,

about the village...''

So come back. You are so famous

in the village today.

''The naughtiest kid who became

a big doctor in the city!''

''He wasn't the naughtiest.

- Ah, right.''

''lt was l who stole fruits,

set fire to people's trousers... right?''

'Morning sir!

- 'Morning... What's going on?

''Oh, nothing.

They're loony bins. How's the Doc?''

He's fine. How much for a coconut?

Would l ever accept

money from you?

''Would you like one with water,

or a creamy one?''

Neither...if it's free.

Please don't do this!

- Ok ...l'm off!

''Stop, sir! l was kidding. Please...''

A coconut please.

Fifteen bucks for a creamy

one and ten for water!

''Excuse me, do l know you?''

''l don't know about that, but

l certainly know you, Dr. Asthana.''

Mr. Sharma!

- Correct!

How are you Mr. Sharma?

- You know each other?

Of course. When we finally

got a hospital...

he was the first doctor

to come to the village.

''He stayed for two years!

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