Mumbai Delhi Mumbai

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Delhi flight!

Sorry, Ma'am.

Boarding is closed.

Listen, I know!

I am so sorry, I got delayed.

Just do something.

Please help me.

Sorry, Ma'am.

You should have been on time.

I know, I am so sorry!

I got stuck in traffic.

You know how it is.

Just, please! Can you do this?

Okay, hold on.

Thank you.

Window seat, please.

Excuse me.

"Oh you!"

"Oh you!"

"Entry to Delhi."

"Oh you! Entry to Delhi."

"Oh you! Entry to Delhi. Oh welcome."

"Delhi is fantastic.

Delhi is wonderful."

"Delhi is jovial.

Delhi is fun loving."

"It is filled with dreams.

It is filled with kin."

"It is in my heart.

Delhi is my life."

"Friends, it belongs to everyone.

It will mesmerize you."

"It will mesmerize you."

- It is really wonderful.

"Oh you! Entry to Delhi."

"Oh you!"

"Oh you! Entry to Delhi."

"Oh you! Entry to Delhi."

"Oh you!"

Ma'am! Excuse me.

Ma'am! We have arrived in Delhi.

Oh, yes, thanks.

Hello, Twinkle.

I have arrived in Delhi.

Listen to me, was my wallet

in the house?

God! All my cards are

at home, too.

All the extra cash mom

gave me is in that, too.

No, I have about six or seven

hundred rupees with me.

I will manage.

But, don't tell mom.

Anyway, I have to get back

on the evening flight.

Are you crazy?

I don't have any money.

Don't we have Haldiram's in Mumbai?

O Kay; bye'

Fine.

Excuse me, Uncle.

- Yes?

Any idea, what's the fare

to get to Vasant Kunj?

It should be about two hundred

and fifty rupees, dear.

Two hundred and fifty?

Oh, no.

Why?

- Nothing, I mean, thanks.

Give me a hundred and twenty rupees.

Excuse me?

What? Don't get me into trouble!

I ride a three wheeler.

What?

Look, my uniform is under this.

Rickshaws aren't allowed

at the airport.

That's why, I sneaked in.

Anyway, this is for your benefit.

How come?

Rambir!

- Yes.

How much to get to Vasant Kunj?

Two hundred and fifty rupees

without an AC.

Three hundred and thirty in

an AC car. - I see.

Listen, Ma'am, this is my bread

and butter.

Let me drop you.

Come on, buddy!

Get a move on.

What's wrong with you?

Get your hand off the horn.

Why don't you take it easy, Bhaiyya

(brother)? - What?

I could do that, ma'am.

But, I have to request you

not to call me Bhaiyya.

Jolly Bijnori is my name,

from Bijnor!

You can call me Jolly!

You are pretty awesome!

- What?

I mean, from the heart!

You have it.

It's totally full!

It's all about heart.

Ma'am, you're from Mumbai, right?

I used to drive in Andheri,

in Mumbai. For two years.

But, you know, things are more

expensive there.

Are you a leading lady?

- No!

You could be one, if you tried.

Jolly Bijnor can tell

the future, accurately.

Why don't you keep your eyes

on the road? - What?

I'm boring you?

- What?

I failed the seventh grade, Ma'am!

I scored twenty in my English exam.

But, I failed all because of

these parks.

I used to sit with my girlfriend

there, all the time.

I didn't study, one little bit.

Ma'am, the parks are slightly safer.

You pay a little money

and no one hassles you.

I mean,

you can easily kiss and pet.

How much longer will it take?

You are almost here.

It's on the other side of that turn.

I am sure, you have one.

What?

- A BF. A boy to kiss and pet.

Pull over.

- What?

Pull over to the side of the road.

- Sure, I'll stop. What is it?

I'll tell you. Pull over.

Stop the rickshaw. - What?

I'm doing it, why are you

shouting at me?

Do you want to get slapped?

Don't act too smart!

Or I'll slap you so hard...

Ma'am, what is the matter?

What are you getting so upset about?

Just you wait,

I'll teach you a lesson.

Help! Help!

Sir.

Look, this auto driver

is troubling me since long time.

Hey, you!

Where are you going you rascal?

Hey, rickshaw! My phone!

Just stop it.

Rickshaw!

Darn it!

He)'. sto I

- Oh! p'

Are you crazy?

Follow that rickshaw!

Please! - What?

I left my cell phone in the rickshaw.

- What should I do, then?

He will leave! Please, let's go.

Are you insane?

Don't you Delhi folks

have any kind of decency?

Hello, forget about courtesy

and decency!

If you cared so much,

you should take care of your phone.

What a lousy man! You won't help me!

In fact, you're dispensing wisdom!

I beg you! Don't you know how

it is to lose a phone? Please!

Okay, s!

Hurry up

Let's go!

Quickly!

Yes.

- Hurry up! He's going to get away.

Sure.

Hurry up! - What are you going

on about? Get off!

What?

- Get off!

What is it, now?

- Push the bike.

What?

- You have to push the bike.

What?

The bike has a mind of its own.

If you want to follow the rickshaw,

you have to push.

Oh God!

Come on, let's go.

Yes, push faster.

Put some more elbow into it!

Well done!

Come on!

There he is!

There he is!

Yes, I'm stopping.

Hey!

Hey!

What the...

Why did he stop us? - He had to,

since ljumped a red light.

Oh, God! But, my cell phone!

Okay, listen, is he coming?

He's coming here.

Does he have the parking

ticket book with him?

Yes, he has it!

But, why don't you move?

Hail the Divine Mother!

Hey, wait!

Which way?

Who would I know?

He got away!

It's all your fault!

What?

I would have saved my cell phone

if your bike was working properly.

And if you were sane,

I would be saved.

You've driven me crazy

within a moment.

Ijumped a red light, all

because of you!

It's the first time

I ran from a cop.

Shame on you!

At least admit you are wrong. Fool!

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