Mulan Page #2
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- 1998
- 88 min
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Scarier than the Undertaker,
We are meeting our matchmaker!
Destiny, guard our girls,
Help our future as it fast unfurls
Please look kindly on these cultured pearls
Each a perfect porcelain doll ...
Matchmaker:
Fa Mulan?
Mulan:
Present!
Matchmaker:
Speaking without permission ...
Mulan:
Oops ... [They go inside]
Granny Fa:
[to Fa Li] Who spit in her bean curd?
Matchmaker:
Too skinny ... not good for bearing sons.
Crickee hops out of his cage, Mulan frantically tries to put him back in.
Matchmaker:
Recite the Final Admonition.
Mulan:
Mmm-hmm-hmm ... [pulls out a paper fan and spits Crickee out]
Matchmaker:
Well?
Mulan:
Fulfill your duties, calmly and ... [glances down at the crib notes written on her arm, which are smeared slightly] respectively. Um, reflect before you ... snack. Act! This shall bring you honor and glory. [She fans herself, the matchmaker grabs the fan and searches it for cheat notes. Finding none, she grabs Mulan by the arm (where the notes are!) and pulls her toward a table. The writing comes off in her hand.]
Matchmaker:
This way. Now, pour the tea. To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity [she rubs her hand over her mouth, and the ink rubs off with a squeak] and refinement. You must also be poised. [Mulan, staring at the Matchmaker, pours the tea but misses the cup, then regains her composure and quickly fills the teacup.]
Mulan notices Crickee relaxing happily in the tea. The Matchmaker takes the teacup.
Mulan:
Um, pardon me ...
Matchmaker:
And silent! [sniffs the tea] Ah ...
Mulan:
Could I just take that back? One moment ... [She grabs for the cup]
The Matchmaker fights for the teacup, and they both fall back, the tea spilling all over the Matchmaker. Crickee hops down her dress.
Matchmaker:
Why, you clumsy! ... Oh! Ah! Woo! [She trips over the fire-pot, spilling the coals and then sitting on them, the bottom of her dress smoking. Mulan desperately fans the burned spot, and it bursts into flames. The matchmaker runs around screaming.]
Outside
Granny Fa:
[To Fa Li] I think it's going well, don't you?
The matchmaker runs outside, screaming.
Matchmaker:
Put it out! Put it out! PUT IT OUT! [Mulan throws tea over her, putting out the fire. Embarrassed, she hands the teapot to the Matchmaker and quickly walks toward Fa Li and Granny Fa.]
Matchmaker:
[furious] You are a DISGRACE! You may look like a bride, but you will NEVER bring your family honor!
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