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and l honestly think

it's going to be just the thing for them.

-l mean, don't you?

-Well...

Which reminds me. The first parents'

meeting is in five minutes in the library.

You don't want to be late.

-All right, l should get going then.

-Okay.

-Thank you.

-My pleasure.

-Very nice to meet you.

-You as well.

For those of you here for the first time,

my name is Milly Waters.

This is my fifth year

directing the school pageant.

And l can tell you

we are all very, very excited.

Now as some of you know,

we started work on the songs last week

with our musical director, Mrs. Darling.

l will hold auditions

and assign speaking parts

by the end of the week. Rehearsal will be

for one hour after school every day.

Does anybody have any questions?

-l do.

-Yes.

Cindy! Cindy, thank you very much.

And seriously, don't worry about the fire.

This stuff happens all the time.

So we'll call you?

That's okay.

Boys?

My muscles are screaming at me.

l hope you're happy with yourself.

Me?

Yeah, the only time l ever get here

is when you call and make me feel guilty,

but you haven't called, have you?

Sorry.

So what's been keeping you so busy?

Just business.

You know, l can barely keep up right now.

Really?

Yeah, so this guy calls the other day.

lt's almost the middle

of December, right?

And he wants to book a flight to Maui.

Go ahead. Tell me all about work.

What?

Reba, l am married with two kids.

l spend all day

in a room full of six year olds

who laugh at anything

that sounds even remotely like poo.

l need something to hang onto here.

You're my last hope.

Well, sorry to disappoint you.

You're really not seeing anyone at all?

God, you know,

that makes it sound so much better.

Well, it iust doesn't make any sense to me.

l mean, come on, you're smart,

and you're gorgeous, and you're talented.

Your Maria in The Sound of Music

made everyone say, ''Julie who?''

And now you run your own business.

Okay, if you say that l have

a good personality, l'm going to deck you.

Well, you do.

-l'm gonna go get some milk.

-Me, too.

Yes, absolutely.

l could probably get some concepts

drawn up for you by the middle of the week,

but considering the...

-Let me pour.

-No, l can do it.

-Let me pour!

-l can do it!

-Guys, guys!

-l can do it!

l'm sorry.

Can you hold on just one second?

All right.

Go to your room.

l'll call you when dinner's ready.

Sorry about that.

Hey, look!

Not bad, fellas. Nice size, yeah.

Good and solid, and packed tight,

but not too heavy.

-Missed us! You can't get us!

-Missed us! You can't get us!

-Yeah?

-Missed us!

Don't mess with the big dog.

Get the door! Get the door!

Mr. Webster?

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