Mr. Nice Page #2
- Don't blame it all on the world.
I'm not. That's your idea,
to stop smoking. All right?
- Isn't it great?
- At times like this, I could murder a joint.
- You should have some.
- No, come on! Stop!
- All right, OK!
- Oh, no, it's... Listen...
- This is not fair.
- I feel good, I feel good.
How do you afford a place like this,
Graham?
I'm shifting 50 pounds of the finest
Pakistani black every f***ing month.
- F***ing hell.
- F***ing hell!
- Lot of money.
- Lot of money.
Well done. Is it... You know...
It's got to be risky, isn't it?
If you get stopped, you're f***ed.
I've never been stopped.
I've done it hundreds of times.
So you put it in the panels, do you?
The side panels.
We take the f***ing car apart
and we stuff it everywhere we can get it.
F***ing hell, man.
- But you know what, it pays for all this.
- I know, man! Jesus!
- Yeah, man. F***ing hell.
- Beautiful.
- Graham? Gonna have a look upstairs.
- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
All right?
- What's that?
- Go.
- Sorry.
- No, stay.
Wanna play?
- Yeah.
- Here, roll me a joint.
We take it in turns placing stones
on the board. Black goes first.
Right. Erm... I put it anywhere, right?
- As long as it's on an intersection.
- OK.
There.
Now, I play here.
- Er... No, thanks.
- It's a great game to play stoned.
- I had to give it up.
- Why?
I'm a teacher.
And what about sex?
I'm married.
You see, in the game of Go,
when a stone has no free space next to it,
it is captured and taken off the board.
Bit like life, really.
You don't look like a teacher.
What do I look like, then?
Like a drug smuggler.
Hmm.
- Hello.
- IIze, it's Mandy. Is Howard there, pIease?
Uh... Mandy. Uhh...
He...He's sleeping.
Graham's disappeared, OK?
I think he's been busted.
Mandy? It's Howard.
- Where is he?
- In Germany. Can you go there?
I can't. I mean...
You're the only straight person
Graham knows. Please.
I've never been out of the country...
I haven't got a passport.
Look, I...I'll call you back, all right?
- I can't go.
- Howard...
What?
I've fallen in love with someone else.
Thank you.
Bitte.
I was just crossing the Swiss-German
border, like I'd done a hundred times before.
You know,
they always just waved me through.
This time, the German Nazis f***ing
pulled me over and took the car apart.
Found 100 pounds of Lebanese black
in the back seat and the panels.
- Probablyjust wanted to smoke it.
- What else would they f***ing do with it?
And we've got a second batch
in a warehouse in Wiesbaden.
It's in a Mercedes. Keys in the station.
I've never driven
on the wrong side of the road.
That's why you're perfect for it. You'll
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Mr. Nice" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 24 Apr. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/mr._nice_14161>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In