Mountain Men

Synopsis: Mountain Men is a comedy/drama that follows two estranged brothers, Toph and Cooper, as they journey to a remote family cabin in the mountains to evict a squatter. Buried resentment and bruised egos soon derail the plan and when the smoke clears they've destroyed their car and burned down the cabin, leaving them stranded in the cold Rocky Mountain winter. With their very survival at stake, they must learn to work together as brothers to get back to civilization.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Cameron Labine
Production: Level 33 Entertainment
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
85 min

So you're still doing

the deejaying thing, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, man, full time.

Wheels o' steel,

little brother.

Spinning the wheels?

Know what I mean?

Ones and twos for life.

But, it's a little dead

around here

in the wintertime,

you know.


-Snow kinda slows 'em down.

Mom says you had a girlfriend.

Is that a fact?

Monica. Yeah.

I guess she's

talking about Monica.


That's so New York.

It's very Friends.

-She couldn't make it with you?

-No, no. She couldn't make it.

-Aw, that's a bummer.


Is she hot?


F*ck you, she's hot, man.

Okay, all right,

well, let's scale here.

Scale of 1-10.

One being Nancy Kazinksi,

obviously, 'cause she was a dog.

We can agree on that.

Ten being...

F*ck. I guess there weren't

a lot of 10s

around here growing up.

There were no 10s.

All right, solid 8,

Dana Ackworth.

There's your scale. Go.

Dana Ackworth is an 8?

Yeah. Pushing a 9, I think.

Triple nipple Ackworth?

-She didn't have...

-That was the rumor.

You saw it.

I mean, if she's an 8,

Monica's a 12, for sure.

You're banging a 12.

On the Ackworth scale.

You're fucking banging a 12?

Strong work, little brother.

Holy shit!

I wouldn't even know

where to begin with a 12.

I'd just be like,

"Wuh! Whoops!"

So how long you gonna stay?


-Like, this Monday?


That's two fucking days, man.

I got a whole list of shit

I want to do with you.

Like what?

Like what? I want to like

get drunk at The Point,

I want to get drunk

at Tommy's,

I want you to meet Leah.


Yeah, well, Mom's got a lot of

stuff planned too, you know.

-I gotta hang out with Mom.

-Come on, man.

So what, two days

every three years now?

-That's what I get?

-Get out of here.

You get a chance

to sign those papers?

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