Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? Page #3

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Who? Me?

No, I...

I got this.

Baby

(camera shutter clicking)

Stop your chasing me

Stop your staring,

hungry eyes

Give up your fantasy

I'm not playing games...

Is this okay?

It is impossible

for you to look bad.

LEAH:

I still want to do a shoot

outside the studio

at some point.

Why, you don't like it here?

No, just...

you never leave.

I like my cave.

I want you to come

to dinner at my mom's.

Yes, Leah.

LEAH:

Please?

It's time.

I thought that you said that

your mom was super conservative.

Yeah.

She is.

And weird and crazy.

Sometimes I wonder

if she's my real mom.

We're so different.

But it's important to me.

I just don't get why you care

so much what she thinks.

I don't care.

But I don't want

to hide anymore.

Okay.

(camera shutter clicking)

(chuckles)

I have something for you.

It's beautiful.

What did I do to deserve this?

I just want to thank you

for being my muse.

(camera shutter clicking)

I love posing for you.

Good, 'cause I want

to photograph you forever.

(chuckles)

(phone chimes)

Oh, my God.

What?

I got Macbeth.

Shut up.

Yeah.

(laughing) Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

That's awesome.

(laughs)

Oh, my God.

Oh, Bob's gonna be

so pissed off.

Who's Bob?

Just this guy

that has a crush on me.

He got Macduff.

Mm.

Doesn't Macduff

kill Macbeth?

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

I guess he'll have

the motivation.

Man, don't worry

about that play.

We got that huge

party tonight.

It's gonna be sick.

There's gonna be

so many chicks there.

Yeah...

Oh, man, so many.

Yeah, dude,

like, at least, like, 50 people

are coming to the party.

Yeah, it's gonna

be a huge kegger.

Whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey, hey, Bob, look,

your girlfriend's outside.

LEO:

Oh, holy sh*t.

Looks like you've been barking

up the wrong tree, buddy.

You guys shut

the hell up.

(chuckles)

Enjoy the peeping, Bob.

WOMAN:

What's going on, Pearl?

What do you mean?

Seems like you and Leah

are getting awfully close.

I'm still gonna do it. Soon.

It shouldn't be

taking this long.

Why are you spending

so much time with her?

Because I'm making

sure she's willing.

Better if

it's quick.

We don't want you having

any second thoughts.

I won't.

She's almost ready, I just don't

want her to have a bad turn.

You still owe us.

Yes, I know.

Well, we're waiting.

(door opens)

LEAH:
Hi!

(door closes)

Wonderful. First time she's

on time in her whole life.

Hi, hon.

Hi, Mom.

Are you early?

(chuckles)

Home cooking?

Stop it.

Raising you as a single mom

most of your life

didn't give me

many opportunities

for cooking lessons.

You might want to

put the oven on.

(sighs)

Great.

Yeah.

So what time

is Bob coming?

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