Monsters, Inc. Page #2

Come on, you could

use the exercise.

I could use

the exercise?!

Look at you.

You have your own climate!

GIRL MONSTERS:

How many tentacles

jump the rope?

BOY MONSTER:

Morning, Mike!

Morning, Sulley!

Hey! Morning, kids.

Hey, kids.

How you doing?

Bye, Mike!

Bye, Sulley!

BIG EYE:

Ow! Hey!

( humming )

( sneezing )

Ah, nuts.

( singing )

Hey, hey, hey! Fellas!

Hey, Tony!

Tony! Ba-da-bing!

-Hey, Tony!

-Tony!

Pow, pow,

pow, pow, pow!

I hear somebody's

close to breaking

the all-time

scare record.

Ah, just trying

to make sure

there's enough scream

to go around.

( laughing )

Hey! On the house!

-Hey, thanks!

-Grazie!

MIKE:

Ba-da-bing!

( startled gasp )

Oh, great.

Hey, Ted!

Good morning!

( clucking )

See that, Mikey?

Ted's walking to work.

Big deal.

Guy takes five steps

and he's there.

( phones ringing )

FEMALE MONSTER:

Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

Morning, Sulley.

Morning, Ricky.

Hey, it's the Sullster!

See you on the scare floor,

buddy!

Hey, Marge.

Hey, how was jury duty?

Morning, Sulley!

Hey!

Hey, it's still

leaning to the left.

It is not!

Hey, fellas.

Hey,Jerry.

Hey, Mr Sullivan!

Guys, I told you,

call me Sulley.

( nervous giggling )

I don't think so.

We just wanted to wish

you good luck today.

Hey. Hey, hey,

hey, hey!

Come on, get lost,

you two.

You're making him

lose his focus.

Oh. Sorry.

See you later,

fellas.

Go get 'em,

Mr Sullivan!

Quiet! You'll make

him lose his focus.

Oh, no. Sorry!

Shut up!

-( phones ringing )

-Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.

Ms Fearmonger is on vacation.

Would you like her voice mail?

Oh, Schmoopsie-poo.

-( snakes squealing )

-Googley Bear!

Happy birthday.

Oh, Googley-woogley,

you remembered!

Hey, Sulley-wulley.

Oh, hey, Celia...

weelia.

( clears throat ):

Happy birthday.

Thanks.

So, uh... are we going

anywhere special tonight?

I just got us

into a little place

called, um...

Harryhausen's.

( gasps )

Harryhausen's?!

But it's impossible to

get a reservation there!

Not for Googley Bear.

I will see you

at quitting time

and not a minute later.

Okay, sweetheart.

Think romantical

thoughts.

# You and me

# Me and you

# Both of us together! #

You know, pal, she's the one.

That's it.

She is the one!

I'm happy for you.

Oh, and, uh,

thanks for hooking me up

with those reservations.

Oh, no problem.

They're under the

name Googley Bear.

Oh, good ide...

You know,

that wasn't very funny.

( gasps )

What the...?

Wazowski!

( screams )

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