Monster High: Why Do Ghouls Fall in Love? Page #2

Well, fine, if you're

gonna twist my arm.

It is the most

romantic story ever told

and it all started

at my old school.

Like, vampire old.

His name was Valentine.

And he was the most

romantic monster ever.

Every ghoul in school

was fangs over heels for him.

But he chose me.

We met at a Mock Witch Trial.

For no creature

as fair as this,

with eyes as

bright as a full moon,

with skin as soft

as a ghost's kiss,

and a heart as pure as snow,

can possibly be a witch.

Not guilty

That is so beautiful.

You both get A's!

He was amazing in every way.

He wrote me

the most exquisite poetry.

And every moment we spent

together was something out of

a fairytale.

And for my birthday,

he gave me the greatest

gift I've ever received.

He created a holiday

just for me!

Valentine's Day!

Happy Birthday, darlin'.

You have the biggest heart.

Almost full of love.

Tonight, I shall

make it mine, forever.

But that night,

my family had to flee,

due to a misunderstanding

with the locals.

And I never saw him again.

That's so sad.

I wasn't asleep, Mr. Rotter!

Oh!

He was my first love and he

was everything I ever wanted.

You only knew him

for aweek.

It was supposed to be forever.

He seems pretty

self-obsessed to me.

Don't you think it's weird that

he made a holiday for you,

but named it

after himself?

Whatever, it doesn't matter. What

we had is all buried in the past.

I'm with Clawd now.

And he's just different.

I better go get ready

for my driver's test.

"I better

go ready for my driver's test. "

Won't invite us

to the party, huh?

Then we'll just

have to ruin it!

All this math has got your

head swimming round like a blind tuna.

You gotta ask yourself,

what does your heart want?

Here, let's write up

a list of pros and cons

for both blokes

on your computer.

You're writing a program

to decide your perfect match?

Science doesn't have all

the answers, you know.

Sorry! Just saying that love is a

mystery, dipped in secret sauce.

There is a magic to it.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

There's nothing more beautiful

than a full heart.

Valentine,

how may I romance you?

Who are you

talking to on the phone?

Mom, I got it. Jeez!

Valentine?

Draculaura.

Ah!

Smooth, man, real smooth.

Copasetic, Valentino.

Ice cold, daddy-o.

Oh. Sugar!

I have been waiting ages to

hear your sweet buttery tones.

Who are you talking

to on the telephone?

Mom!

Get off the line.

You want me to

transfer to Monster High?

Surely,

anything for you, darling.

You hear me? If you don't

clean up all this batguna...

Yes, Mom, chores first!

Hang up!

Apologies.

I can't wait to see you,

Valentine, my love.

Cupid, I'm begging here.

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