Monster High: Electrified Page #2

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I am liking this idea.

Bonesy? Skelly?

You in?

[guitar riff]

Yeah! That's the spirit.

[imitating air guitar]

Hey, I play a lot of instruments.

Ooh. And I've loved music since I was

a seedling. Can we be in the band?

- Oh, and Woolee.

- Depends.

Can you ghouls do this?

[imitating air guitar]

[imitating air guitar]

Oh, they're good. They're in.

[air guitar riff]

But while all of us monsters

find spiders like Webby here

- to be charming and wonderful creatures,

- [chirps]

it is important to remember that whenever

a human sees a spider, they do this.

[clears throat]

[screams]

[shouts]

Any questions?

"Ahh!" Got it.

Very good.

Then we are moving on to our

next Humanology subject,

darkness.

Now, who can tell me what human

beings think about the dark?

- [Draculaura] I know! I know!

- [boy] I got it.

[boy-2] I got this one.

Professor? Professor Dracula, I know.

[Dracula clears throat]

Clawdeen Wolf.

Huh? Oh, uh...

- They think it's clawesome?

Because it is?/ - Absolutely...

...wrong.

Humans are scared of the dark.

[all laugh]

What's to be scared of?

Look out.

There's some darkness behind you. Ahh!

Yes, yes. I know it's peculiar,

but it's true.

Humans can not see in the dark

like vampires or werewolves.

Normies are afraid of the dark.

Professor Dracula?

If the humans are so scared,

then why don't they just

suck up a lightbulb like Gob?

[gulps]

[laughing]

Listen up. You monsters and ghouls

need to take this seriously.

We must learn about humans so that

one day, we can happily live together.

Ha! I say we should learn about normies

so that we can get back at them.

For making us hide in the first place.

Moanica, please take your seat so

we can continue with the lecture.

Oh, I've already heard plenty,

Professor Dracula.

And thank you for the lesson.

- It was very... enlightening.

- [students gasp]

Come on, zomboys.

[cackling]

I just got an idea.

Here's a song about a seorita

You know who I mean

You'll be lucky to meet her

Be in the class

Makin' a fool of the teacher

Moanica no-show

Ora comprendo

Always the center

in the "dormamental"

- Hey!

- [music continues]

Top of the class,

as if you need to ask

She got the lingo Now wave, mi amigo

Let the beat go for me and my amigo

Feel the beat, yo Stamp

your feet, yo [groaning]

Hola, te amo, mucho gusto

Me and my boys don't worry

Let the beat go for me and my amigo

[groan] Feel the beat,

yo Stamp your feet, yo

Hola, te amo, mucho gusto

[groaning]

Me and my boys don't worry

All the monsters in the school

They'll be comin' up

Need to know that there'll

be time to be growin' up

Lessons hittin' you harder

than a coconut

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