Monster Family Page #5

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...gigantic farting idiot!

Okay, that's not so new.

- Fay!

I'm just saying, if you two

back out now...

...it's totally unfair!

Nobody is backing out.

Max, right now you think it's great that

people are scared of you.

But scary people are lonely because

nobody wants to be around them.

Which fortune cookie did you read that in?

- Quiet, Fay.

Everyone act naturally.

How can I...

...be of assistance?

- Go on.

Hello.

Five tickets to London, please.

Actually, that's four people

and a dog.

He travels everywhere with us.

This little one is part of the family.

Isn't that right, Buster?

Of course.

And why is Mr Wishbone two feet

taller than stated here?

Growth hormones. In the meat.

Don't you watch the news?

- And what's going on...

...with your daughter?

Acne. Puberty, you know.

Very severe case.

And what about you?

- Me? Oh, yes,

I've been performing in

"Dracula, the Musical" in London.

I thought I'd get into costume now

and save time.

Very impressive.

The dog will definitely have to travel...

...in the hold with the luggage.

Do you have a cage for it?

Mum, I don't want to

travel with the luggage.

Don't worry, Max.

I mean Buster.

That was me.

I'm a ventriloquist.

Hello there, madam,

I'm a dog. Give me a biscuit, please.

If you could just bear with me

for one second.

Security, we've got

a bit of a problem.

I can't look like this

for the rest of my life.

We have to get to London,

find the witch...

...so that she can make us

human again.

You have to let us on that plane.

You have to.

Hello?

No problem. And I'll upgrade you

to First Class.

Here you go, your tickets.

- Thank you.

Let's go, Frank.

Have a good flight.

Didn't I tell you that

everything would be fine?

I have no idea what just happened

- You can hypnotise people.

It's just like in. 'The Curse Of The Mummy'.

- Really?

Mummy,

I need a bigger allowance.

Don't even think about it,

young lady.

I would try that with dad.

Look, girls...

...that's what happens when

you over-exfoliate.

You are all big stupid monkeys.

And she has got a banana.

Fay!

Mum, if I have to look like this...

...at least let me have some fun.

Mocolate.

Chocolate for everyone!

Fay, stop this immediately.

Come on, Mum, this is much better

than an in-flight movie.

What's wrong?

- I'm just...

...I'm just so hungry.

So eat this.

- No.

How about tomato juice?

Okay. Who are you

and what's going on?

Does the name...

..."The Prince Of Darkness"...

...ring any bells?

I, well...

I am Dracula.

Dracula?

How did you get on this plane?

I could not wait to meet you,

my thorny rose.

And now, my dear,

to the matter in hand.

Well, in your hands,

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