Monster-in-Law Page #2
- That's why.|- And I'm sorry about before.
I didn't mean|to be eavesdropping.
Well, you're right.|You shouldn't have.
You should have stayed|and talked to me.
Well, your girlfriend|seemed pretty offended.
Oh no, that's...|that's not my girlfriend.
I-I don't have a...|I'm sing...
I don't have|a girlfriend.
What?
Nothing.
Nothing. Um, I'm Charlie.|Charlotte, but Charlie.
Well, I'm... I'm Kevin.
- Nice to meet you.|- Nice to meet you, too.
Uh-oh.
What? What does|"uh-oh" mean?
It looks like someone else|is mowing your lawn, Fiona.
I'm gonna go|destroy these.
Excuse me.|I'll see you guys.
Oh, my shoes|are killing me
which means|they must look fabulous.
Can I get you anything?
One of him on a platter.
Such a waste.
What's a waste?
Oh, you didn't know?
Kevin's gay.
- What?|- Yeah.
That's Kit, the groom.
Or maybe he's the bride.|I can't remember
which one's the top|and which one's the bottom.
Yeah, they're getting married|next Christmas in Maui.
I didn't get that vibe.
Trust me.
Thanks.
Look at|that dude's arms!
I used to have|such good gaydar.
Oh, you're home.|Thank God.
- I'm exhausted.|- What did you do today?
- Hi, it's Charlie. Leave a message.|- Went to the post office.
Uh, hi, Charlie.
- This is Kevin Fields.|- That's him.
I don't know if you remember me|from the party the other night,
but I was just calling,|uh, to see if, um,
maybe... maybe you wanted|to walk my dog.
What? No!
Hang up the phone.
No, actually, you can't,|because I don't have a dog.
So maybe you could|walk me.
Hang it up.
All right, you know,|I'm-I'm gonna go now.
Call me at 555-0118|and ask for Dr. Fields.
Okay, thanks. Bye.
Oh man, that was...|that was horrible.
Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath|for a callback on that.
Yeah, she'll call me back|if she wants to walk an idiot.
Yeah, I'm not going|to disagree with you.
So takeout|or raid your fridge?
Here we go.
Take it easy, Lilly.
Easy.
Hi.
You never called me back so I figured|I would bring the coffee to you.
Thanks.
Um, look, I think you're|a really nice guy and everything,
but I don't know why|you called me.
- Hmm?|- I'm a woman.
Yeah, I love that fact.
Have you ever been|with a woman?
Excuse me?
I mean, have you only|ever been with men?
Men?|What are you talking...
whoa whoa whoa.|Wait a minute, I'm not gay.
- You're not?|- No.
No, I like women.|Lots of... no, not lots of women,
but you know what I mean.
Why did you think|I was gay?
Awkward.
Okay, I got to go now.
Wait wait.|Wait wait wait.
Okay, I'll prove to you|that I'm not gay.
Let me take you out on Friday night.|We'll watch the playoffs,
I'll order a pizza,|I'll completely ignore you.
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