Monocerus Page #2
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Oh no, Thank You very much,
I believe you, Eric.
I'm going to ring that jerk's neck,
And when you do, I'll squash
him and sell him as cat food,
But the cats don't deserve
anything that gross,
It's time for bedtime guys.
All right,
Oooh, Eric,
I didn't do it mom.
Yeah, I know you didn't.
Don't worry about that now, OK?
Are you alright mom?
Yeah, I'm a little tired,
I think we're all tired, hah?
We could use a long vacation,
But we can't afford that, can we?
I can get a summer job,
Me too.
No, that's not what I want
you guys to do this summer,
Well, it'll be OK, mom.
Yeah, it'll be all right,
Who is that?
I have no idea.
I bet that is Barry Lebrowsky's dad,
Oh, no
What are you doing?
Shhhh, Barry Lebrowsky's dad is here.
Let's pretend we're not home.
Good idea! Let's climb
out the kitchen window.
You morons,
I'll get it! You can hide here, OK?
Hello?
Sarah Good?
That's me,
How would you like to
receive $300,,000 Sarah?
Gudrun Schillingmeyer,
died a little over a week ago.
She left a will naming Sarah as
the heiress of her house and estate.
Did I inherit a house in Norway?
Norway? I was adopted from Norway?
Wait a minute! When was the funeral?
That would be.., last Friday,
But that's when I fell off the horse!
from my biological family,
I have an offer for you
and your family, Sarah,
My client, Lars Storhaug, wants
to buy the property for $300,000,
$300,000?
It must be said that
this is a very old house,
Not exactly the sort of place where
you want to live if I may say so,
The offer from my
client is very generous.
It's all here in these documents,
Let me know when you are ready to sign
and we'll take care of it
quickly and efficiently,
Hi, what's going on?
Ahm, this is....
Hi man, Mr, Vogelman,
I just presented your husband
and daughter with an offer,
I 'm staying at the
Inn at Chester Springs,
you can meet me there
when you're ready to sign.
It was very nice to
meet You all. Good day!
Sarah has inherited a house in Norway.
I'm thinking it is
connected to my family.
Yeah, but why was it left to me?
I don't know. Mom and dad they never
told me much about my real parents.
We can sell the house for
$300,000 mom, isn't that great?
Yeah, that's great.
$300,000 is that true?
Yes
We could really use that money.
Yeah but, this could
be my childhood home.
Shouldn't we go look
at it before we sell it?
We can't even afford a
vacation on the Jersey Shore,
how are we going to
afford a trip to Norway?
This is my roots, Jen,
"If we sell it, then you can go on a
"root expedition'"'" next year to Norway,"
You're probably right,
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