MoDeRn WaRfArE 2 Page #2

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PRIVATE ALLEN:

Yeah, I’m not really feeling conflicted since I know any effort I take to stop this massacre from happening results in a game over scenario. Now I know what Sergeant Foley meant. He would scoff at you guys for firing from the hip, by the way. You're spraying bullets everywhere.

VLADIMIR MAKAROV

Sergeant Foley? We have an American traitor in our midst! Kill him!

PRIVATE ALLEN is SHOT in the FACE. VLADIMIR MAKAROV drives off in an ambulance which for some reason isn’t stopped by the POLICE TROOPS swarming into the airport.

EXT. RIO DE JANEIRO - DAY

By tracing back the SHELL CASINGS from VLADIMIR MAKAROV’s attack, TASK FORCE 141 finds a possible connection in an ARMS DEALER who is randomly BRAZILIAN.

CAPTAIN MACTAVISH

What the f*** are we doing in Brazil all of a sudden?

GENERAL SHEPHERD

The developer really wanted a level set in a favela. Err -- I mean you’re tracking down a lead that is only required to set up the next plot point.

CAPTAIN MACTAVISH

Those two seem kinda related.

ROACH:

If there’s anything I’ve learned so far, it’s that we can’t question orders. LET’S GO! HURRRRR!

CAPTAIN MACTAVISH

Okay, just don't shoot the arms dealer. I feel like tackling him off a terrace and piledriving him onto a car roof.

This predictably HAPPENS. The ARMS DEALER is then TORTURED because F*** THAT GUY.

CAPTAIN MACTAVISH

Nikolai, we're about to run through the favela while being shot at from f***ing everywhere. Meet us at the end.

NIKOLAI:

I've got a helicopter ready.

TASK FORCE 141 then spends much more time escaping the FAVELA. So much so that it gets its own LEVEL.

EXT. NORTHEASTERN VIRGINIA - EVENING

VLADIMIR MAKAROV’s terrorist attack leads to a RETALIATORY INVASION of the UNITED STATES. The RUSSIANS choose a BURGER TOWN as their primary point of attack, hitting AMERICA where it hurts. SERGEANT FOLEY and his squad are ordered to repel the attack, but they are all just STANDING AROUND LIKE HUMAN STATUES until PRIVATE RAMIREZ walks up to them.

PRIVATE RAMIREZ:

What's going on here?

SERGEANT FOLEY:

He's here! Okay guys, just like we rehearsed.

They begin their routine as PRIVATE RAMIREZ approaches.

SERGEANT FOLEY:

Ramirez, go kill that guy operating a UAV! Ramirez, protect me while I carry this nameless dignitary who might be the President! Ramirez, take down that helicopter using a Stinger! Ramirez, run into the middle of enemy fire and retrieve that live grenade!

PRIVATE RAMIREZ:

Alright. Wait, what?

SERGEANT FOLEY:

Okay, that last one was a joke. But you were totally ready to do it!

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