Mo' Money Page #2

Synopsis: Trying to get his act together, a con artist gets a job in a credit card company. He falls in love with a fellow employee, he steals a couple of cards, everything is going great. But soon, the chief of security drags him into the big leagues of criminals...
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Peter MacDonald
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
13%
R
Year:
1992
89 min
1,187 Views


And I must say...

...that both physically

and geographically...

...if he be sent to the bowels

of the community, I said...

...if he be sent to the bowels...

...the manifestation will be much

too much for him to resign!

I rest my scrotum.

- Are you serious?

- Oh, yes, sir!

Oh, Mr. Stewart!

The last time I saw you was...

...only three months ago.

I said if you showed

your stupid face again...

...I would put you underneath

the jail, didn't I?

- Yes, Your Honor.

- Did you think I was playing?

No, Your Honor.

I'm considering postponing your case

for a few months...

...just to let you think about

how you're wasting my time!

Since you've been so ill-represented

by the "propaganda of the court"...

...I'll have a sympathetic

"decapany" on this case. Dismissed.

- Your Honor!

- Thank you.

And you get out of my court

before I send you away! Next case.

Roscoe Kent versus Elvira Kent.

That's right, judge!

Put him under the jail.

Could I get Reverend Pimp Daddy

to be my lawyer, please?

Reverend, my sister'll work it off

for you when she gets better.

- One day your ass is mine.

- Yeah, come on! Come on!

You were sweating in there.

You're not as tough as you think.

- Thanks for getting me out, Walsh.

- Me? Are you hungry?

- Nope.

- Well, I am.

I thought you were

supposed to be working.

I quit.

- I'm sorry?

- I said, I quit!

Oh, I see. You quit.

Maybe I should quit helping some punk

make something of his life.

What happened to Kluck-A-Bucks?

I was in a chicken costume, giving

out coupons. It didn't fit my image.

What image?

You're unemployed, you're invisible.

You're not even a statistic.

John, a job is a job!

- Tell that to the white boys!

- You're gonna have to try harder!

You can clean shithouses,

as long as it's an honest buck.

- I won't clean shithouses.

- Take a look around you. Is this it?

You gonna be happy with this

your whole life?

You tell me what it is

that you wanna do.

- Maybe a cop, like my father.

- You don't have what it takes.

Talking about your father,

I tell you, he was...

"The best cop ever." He's dead!

So what does that say?

Not too much, according to you.

But he was my partner!

He saved my life! You understand?

He was stupid.

You're here and he's gone.

I can't help that.

I'll tell you about your dad.

- We're sitting in on a stakeout...

- Oh, God, not again!

What about Seymour?

What does he do with his life?

Drugs? Play Cornbread?

Who can he look up to? You?

You're too involved with yourself!

Go ahead, turn your back on me

like you always do!

Hey, John!

It ain't gonna fall from the sky!

You gotta work for what you want!

Look at me, at least!

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Damon Wayans

Damon Kyle Wayans Sr. (; born September 4, 1960) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer, and member of the Wayans family of entertainers. Wayans performed as a comedian and actor throughout the 1980s, including a yearlong stint on the sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live. His true breakthrough, however, came as a co-creator and performer on his own sketch comedy show, In Living Color, from 1990 to 1992. Since then he has starred in a number of films and television shows, some of which he has co-produced or co-written, including The Last Boy Scout and Major Payne, and the sitcom My Wife and Kids. more…

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