Mixed Nuts Page #2
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- 1994
- 97 min
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he built an entire
Peruvian village.
And solved all of their
soil erosion problems.
You could see the bright
side of a plague.
I'm on my way.
Not without your present!
Merry Christmas, Mrs. Munchnik.
A fruitcake?
Yes.
Remarkably, like the one
I gave you last year.
Thank you so much, Philip.
Oh, let me help you.
I'll be home.
Merry Christmas!
For Christmas.
Say hello to your dead husband's sister for me.
Thank you, I will.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Please have snow
And mistletoe
And presents on the tree
Help!
Help! Philip! Catherine!
It's Mrs. Munchnik!
Hello!
What are you doing with that?
It's my protection
against the Seaside Strangler.
Oh, give me that, honey. We
don't know anything about guns.
Oh, Felix, I could have
and bought our baby a car seat.
We don't even have a car. What was I supposed to wear?
You cut up all my clothes.
I was mad!
Honey, you were mad
the day we met.
A man on the boardwalk comes up to me
and says, "smile." A total stranger.
And you screamed at him,
"shut up!" remember?
I did, didn't I?
You were right to.
It was a total invasion
of your privacy.
It was.
Hey! Look what I got for you.
This means we can have the
baby in the hospital for free!
All we have to do is swear
we're completely broke
and have absolutely no way of
supporting ourselves and never will.
Oh, God! Felix, I don't want
to hurt your feelings, but...
You are the only person in my whole
life who's never hurt my feelings.
You're a loser. I can't have a loser
dropping in and out of my baby's life.
I'm not a loser, I'm an artist.
Why can't you paint on canvas
Because, I'm a wall artist!
But you don't have a wall!
But someday I will have a wall.
Someday I'm gonna do my
masterpiece on a great big wall.
Right out there
on the boardwalk.
And you're gonna be in it and
the baby's gonna be in it.
And the sand and the sea and the
stars are gonna be shining!
Mmm, I want a businessman.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about breaking up, Felix.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, come on, honey.
I'm leaving.
Where you going?
I'm going for a walk.
Gracie, honey, come on.
You're just stressed.
And don't try
to follow me either!
Susan! It's Philip.
Uh, uh, let me just go somewhere
private where we can talk.
Tannenbaum's evicting us. The bastard!
I'm sorry, Philip.
You're gonna have to get another job.
Susan,
I've never asked you for money
before, but you're a loan officer.
And a small loan, say
$5,000, could save us.
I don't know what else to do. I
don't know how to tell Catherine.
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