Miss Nobody Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2010
- 92 min
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You gonna knock
'em dead or what?
Do I know you
from somewhere?
Charmaine abatemarco,
honeybun.
Seventy-five words
per minute,
coffee always fresh,
And don't you
dare forget me.
Hey, sarah jane!
Don't you dare.
Oh. Uh, you must be
miss mckinney.
Milo beeber.
( sighs )
They didn't
tell you.
Tell me?
St. Louis division
flew me in last Friday.
They didn't tell you.
Oh, a-all I know
is that I applied
For this job a month ago,
and mr. Grabow--
Grabowski's been fired.
Oh.
Promotion's off.
Oh.
Um, I assume
this is yours, yes?
Uh-huh.
And...
Yeah.
I'm being let go?
Oh, no, nothing
like that.
You get to be
my new secretary.
Will that be all, sir?
Um... Coffee.
Coffee?! He actually
said that?
Mm-hmm! Translation--
put up, suck up, or die!
But still, oh!
Ugh!
He's kind of cute.
Charmaine abatemarco!
I'm just saying, you know,
What?
Sweetie, look.
It wasn't but a minute ago
You were all set
Remember him?
You wanted to start
Popping out
little pygmies,
Grow an industrial-sized ass,
and settle down
For a nice long run
as a housefrau?
When that didn't fly,
you set your sights
on the executive suites.
Why? Hey! 'cause you're
a survivor, right?
All I'm selling now
is survive more!
Combine the two
and become mrs. Beeber,
Executive housefrau.
No, uh-uh, no way.
I don't even know
if this beeber guy
is even attracted to me.
Rule of thumb--
if the new boss
Is even
the least bit game,
He starts with
the wandering hand disease.
At first, his wrist
Will accidentally
dust yours.
This usually happens
after lunch--
Like, 3:
00at the latest.
By Thursday,
he'll find some way
to stroke your cheek.
It's all very subtle
at first.
He'll think it's you,
but it's not.
In a week, if he's
still hot to trot,
He'll chummy up with
an innocent backrub.
Bosses are the easiest
men to screw.
Sarah jane:
Char had a point!He certainly was touchy.
On the other hand...
I mean, I have been
half-fondled
And sexually harassed.
( gasps )
I needed some advice
From someone
who knew about men.
( chuckles ) as far as
This little number?
Guaranteed erection.
Mom, you want me
to wear that?
Oh, listen, doll!
Sex-wise, men are obsessed
with four things.
Two of them,
like cow udders, fit here,
The third is a foul
and disgusting jungle,
And the fourth is
to do with calf muscles,
Hence my all-purpose
come-f***-me pumps.
Double bueno!
You'll be the ho
You know how every girl
has worn that one dress
That was just
an inch too short...
Or maybe four to five inches?
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