Miss Dial Page #2

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do not wimp out.

Okay, I'll call you

later, okay?

Bye.

Bye.

My ass is awesome.

Hi, Mr. Koffsky.

Hey... my computer says

that you're offline.

I know,

I took a break.

Uh-huh... You're not

scheduled for a break

for another

I know... I, uh, had

to go to the bathroom.

I had some bad

nachos last night.

Look, Erica, I don't need to

tell you, we let go of, what,

three Consumer Affairs reps

in the last few weeks and that

means that the people that still

have jobs need to pick up

the slack so more volume

means less time for breaks.

I know, I'm sorry, I'm going

back online right now.

Good, good, because you know

the economy's tough and there

are people out there who

would kill for your job.

I know.

See, I'm online.

Good... then why are you

still talking to me?

Right.

Welcome to CPI Consumer

Affairs, this is Erica.

Yes, my name is Jeffery

Smith-Jones with a hyphen,

and I'd like to know why I can't

get Caribbean Jerk pizza

in the UK?

I mean, it's not like it

really comes from Caribbean.

No, of course not.

Our products are being

introduced into new markets

every day.

Check back on our website for

availability in your area.

Hi Erica.

I think I found a bone in

one of your chicken nuggets.

I almost broke my tooth!

I can help you with that.

I'm sorry our product did not

meet up to your expectations.

Okay... Um, right.

I can get that coupon

out to you right away.

Okay, right.

Have a great day, sir.

Thank you, good-bye.

Hey.

Hey...

What's up, baby?

Where you been all day?

Right here, working.

So, uh, you

coming over later?

I don't know.

What's the

matter, baby?

Look, I think

we need to talk.

Oh no... here we go.

No, it's not like

that, it's um...

What's the matter?

Am I not tuning into

your feelings again?

No, it's not that.

It's just... I don't

know how to say this.

Let's just cut to

the chase, okay?

Okay...

Well, someone saw you with

that girl from your work,

um, Amanda something.

Who saw me?

Your friend Samantha

with the fat ass?

No, it was

someone else.

Look, it doesn't

matter who, it just,

she saw you having

lunch with Amanda.

So, what, am I not allowed

to have lunch with someone

I work with now?

She said it

looked suspicious.

Uh, I'm sorry, how exactly do

you eat lunch suspiciously?

Hmm? Educate me on this.

Was I making a shifty

eye motion or did a man

in a trenchcoat drop off

a brief case at my table?

Look, I think Sara knows

the difference between

a business lunch

and something more.

Okay, you know, Erica.

You got me, okay?

You got me.

I have been boning Amanda

and afterwards, I thought

that we'd have lunch

in a public place

so that everyone could

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