Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Page #2

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because I don't have to snort.

Or is it the...? Is it the sex? Because...

You know, I could...

I could get a manual or something.

Well, no.

No, you don't have to explain.

No. No, you know what? You know what?

I have to... I have to go.

Don't worry about dinner. I...

Mrs. Flammenbaum next door

invited me to a surprise...

...keg party.

You know what? I have to go.

Okay.

Bye.

- This is where the health plan kicks in.

- You ain't kidding.

- Morning, sir.

- Hey.

I'd really like to talk to you

for a minute, if I could.

Hart, have you been crying?

No. No. I don't cry.

I don't even have tear ducts.

Sam Fuller. Transferred in

from Chicago last week...

...because of

anger-management problems.

Really? She seems like

such a people person.

I've been giving this a lot of thought...

...and given the fact that going out on ops

has become problematic in light of...

...the bank thing...

Well, I have decided to become

the new face of the FBI.

I really wanna be there

and support the Bureau...

...and be a positive role model for women.

I feel like this is a great ti...

Oh, yeah. No way you could've seen me

standing there.

- Sorry.

- You were saying?

Hey! Yo!

- How about a real "sorry," huh?

- Come again?

- You heard me.

- This is gonna be great.

I said, how about a real "sorry"?

You are about to feel some real pain

if you don't back off.

Hey, you know what? Don't talk to me

about pain, sister. I invented pain.

No, you didn't just call me sister.

I don't recall seeing a little, skinny-ass

white girl at the table growing up.

Hey! First of all,

thank you for calling me skinny.

Second of all, what is your problem?

And third of all,

you better apologize to me or...

- Make me!

- You know, I don't make trash. Come on!

- Come on.

- Knock it off, Fuller. Take a shower.

That's right, take a shower. Walk away.

- You lucky you still can walk!

- You want more?

- Take a shower. Go on.

- Come here.

That's right, go on. Keep walking.

Hart.

You were saying?

Oh, a positive role model for women, sir.

I want you to talk to someone

before we schedule any appearances.

Someone who can help

with personal-presentation issues.

Clothing, makeup, so forth.

He comes very highly recommended.

I just went through a makeover

for the pageant.

I'm still getting hairspray off my butt.

What? It prevents the bathing suit

from riding up. Thank you.

Sir, I just don't wanna become

FBI Barbie again.

What's your option?

You can't go in the field without putting

yourself and agents in jeopardy.

- That part of your life is over.

- Sir, it can't be.

That's all that I know how to do.

That's all that I have.

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