Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous


I was coming out of a party...

...when this horrible guy

grabbed me in the parking lot.

So I did your SING self-defense,

and he totally backed off.

I've gone through some tough times lately,

and you have no idea what it means...

...to feel like you can stand up

for yourself again.

I just wanted to say thank you

and you look beautiful in your e... "

- Evening gown?

- Evening gown.

- She liked it?

- Lori, Newark.

Sir, you're reading my mail.

That's a class-B misdemeanor.

Hart, I've been getting five calls a day

for you to be on talk shows.

The Bureau's had

some bad publicity lately...

...and the director thinks you could be

the new face of the FBI.

Sir, I'm just a field agent.

Most field agents don't have the president

calling them at home to congratulate them.

I can't believe I hung up on him.

I thought it was Clonsky.

This is important, Hart.

Go home, have a nice dinner...

...and think about it.


...I could use a nice dinner, sir.

I'll think about it.


Well, hello, Agent Matthews.

No, I'm just putting the finishing touches

on your chicken potpie. Yeah.

I think I'm gonna make some man

very, very happy someday.

Listen, I wanna ask you something.

Do you know if the Poconos

are in New York or Pennsylvania?

Because I cannot seem to get

a clear answer on this.

Because I was thinking

that maybe this weekend...

...we could take a little drive down there,

do a little exploring, do...

Why, aren't...?

Why do you wanna talk tomorrow? I mean,

aren't you gonna be here in 10 minutes?

Oh, well, I thought we were moving

at kind of a normal speed. L...

Well, I don't need any more space.

I mean...

You know, it's not like I expect us

to get married or anything, but I...

Well, what is it? I mean, is it...?

Is it the way I snort? I mean,

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Marc Lawrence

Marc Lawrence (born Max Goldsmith, February 17, 1910 – November 28, 2005) was an American character actor who specialized in underworld types. He has also been credited as F. A. Foss, Marc Laurence and Marc C. Lawrence. more…

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