Miss Congeniality Page #3
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Scorekeepers ready?.
This is the best part.
He's right behind me, isn't he?.
Not really my color, is it?.
Sir, we were just...
...Iooking for someone
to go undercover at the pageant.
And l' m the best we have.
It doesn't inspire much confidence.
Get back to work.
-Hart, shouldn't you be at a desk?.
-Yes, sir.
You don't say anything?.
Made me look like an idiot.
Do I have eyes in the back of my head?.
-He was standing right behind me.
-What were we gonna say?.
-What?.
-This one.
Are you kidding?. It's Hart.
Cut it off. Let's go back to work.
Very funny.
Hold on. That's not bad.
Hold on, nothing. Hit the save button
because you won't see that again.
-What do you say?.
-No freaking way.
Why not?.
I won't parade around in a swimsuit
like some bimbo...
... named Gracie Lou Freebush,
and all she wants is world peace.
It wouldn't be like that.
You'd be on the undercover team.
Right. In a thong.
In a tasteful one-piece!
You do a few butt-shaping exercises...
...you could pull this off.
You know what?. Pull this off.
Is it because McDonald hates me?
Or is it, like, a woman thing?.
Don't kid yourself.
Nobody thinks of you that way.
He's punishing me, isn't he?.
I had to beg him to let you do this.
That's right. Like it or not,
you screwed up, pal.
Sit down, sit down.
I've never been in a beauty pageant.
I don't even own a dress.
I don't even own a brush.
Which part of that
Let's suspend reality for a second...
...and pretend I said yes.
I got to do everything?. Like...
...the whole big hair
and the makeup and--
Damn right.
The spinning, the twirling, the
smiling, the cute little tap number.
Hundred bucks on Matthews.
I don't know. She's got rage.
I'll take that bet.
Yeah, baby.
So you' re saying...
... I have to wear the bathing suit?.
Yeah, you have
to wear the bathing suit.
Okay.
You go, girl.
Where am I gonna put my gun?.
No place I want to know about.
What could possibly motivate anybody
Scholarship money,
a chance to see the world...
... broaden your horizons--
So join the Marines. It's like
feminism never even happened.
Any woman that does this is catering
to misogynistic Neanderthal mentality.
Can you really be this superficial?.
Hard to believe, right?.
Here we are.
Therefore, we'd like to use
one of our team undercover.
Am I hearing this correctly?.
to put one of their agents...
...in the pageant.
They want her to win?
No, ma'am.
We will need your help
with the judging...
...so our agent is in the top five...
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