Mischief Page #3

OF LOOK.

IT DOES?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, LIKE

JAMES DEAN IN EAST OF EDEN.

OH! OH, Y-YOU MEAN,

LIKE-- LIKE THIS?

THIS IS:

NOT GONNA WORK.

I-I CAN PRACTICE,

REALLY.

[ Students Chattering ]

WHERE'D

YOU GET THOSE JEANS?

WHAT?

LOOKS LIKE YOU GO A LOAD IN YOUR PANTS.

- MY MOM GOT 'EM.

- SHRINK 'EM.

WHY?

SO YOUR NUTS:

BULGE OUT.

YOU GOT TO LOOK HUNG.

GIRLS DON'T HAVE NUTS,

SO THEY'RE FASCINATED BY 'EM.

- THEY ARE?

- YEAH.

AND DON'T THINK THEY DON' COP A LOOK NOW AND THEN

JUST TO CHECK YOU OUT.

- YOU GOT A HANDKERCHIEF?

- YEAH.

STUFF IT DOWN YOUR PANTS.

[ Jonathan ]

WHOA. HERE COMES MARILYN.

COME HERE.

DON'T STAND THERE

LOOKIN' LIKE A F*GGOT.

STAND UP:

AGAINST THE WALL.

LIFT YOUR LEG UP.

YOU OKAY,

JONATHAN?

JUST A CRAMP.

[ Bell Ringing ]

THIS IS GONNA BE

TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT.

DROP THE COIN:

RIGHT INTO THE SLOT

YOU GOTTA HEAR SOMETHIN'

THAT'S REALLY HOT

WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE

YOU'RE MAKIN' ROMANCE

[ Gasps ]

OH, MY GOD!

FEELIN' THE MUSIC

FROM HEAD TO TOE

ROUND AND ROUND:

AND ROUND YOU GO

[ Continues ]

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?

[ Laughing ]

NO HURRY, KENNY.

I WAS JUST HERE FIRST,

THAT'S ALL.

SLOW DOWN,

LIVE LONGER.

[ T.J., Ted Laughing ]

SEE, I LEFT YOU SOME.

[ Laughing ]

DON'T LET THAT A**HOLE

PUSH YOU AROUND.

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

[ Bell Ringing ]

TODAY, LET'S DISCUSS

THE LINE OF SUCCESSION

IN OUR GOVERNMENT.

FOR INSTANCE,

IF PRESIDENT EISENHOWER

WERE TO DIE IN OFFICE,

WE ALL KNOW:

WHO WOULD SUCCEED HIM.

DON'T WE?

NIXON.

NIXON.

RIGHT.

NIXON.

BUT WHO KNOWS:

WHO WOULD BECOME

PRESIDENT IF BOTH...

PRESIDENT EISENHOWER

AND VICE PRESIDENT NIXON

DIED IN OFFICE?

- THE COMMUNISTS.

- [ Laughter ]

[ Teacher ]

NOT QUITE, KENNY.

NOT EVEN THE DEMOCRATS.

[ Kenny ]

SAME DIFFERENCE.

[ Laughter ]

[ Teacher ]

IT MAY SEEM FUNNY TO YOU NOW,

BUT OUR CONSTITUTION...

PROVIDES FOR A PEACEFUL

LINE OF SUCCESSION.

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN DEMOCRACIES

AND DICTATORSHIPS.

WHEN A DICTATOR DIES,

IT'S VERY HARD ON PEOPLE,

VERY DIFFICULT.

OHH!

NOW,

THE QUESTION IS--

I'M DYIN'.

WHO WILL SUCCEED

TO THE PRESIDENCY--

I GOT A BONER THAT WON'T QUIT.

IF BOTH PRESIDENT EISENHOWER

AND VICE PRESIDENT NIXON...

WERE TO DIE:

IN OFFICE?

UH, YES.

ROSALIE.

THE SPEAKER:

OF THE HOUSE,

JOE MARTIN.

[ Pencil Rattling

On Floor ]

[ Student Applauds ]

[ Teacher ] AND WHAT IF

JOE MARTIN WERE TO DIE?

WHO WOULD BE NEXT?

NO, ROSALIE.

SOMEONE ELSE.

JONATHAN.

[ Laughter ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING, MISS NEWELL.

I WAS JUST RETRIEVING

MY-- MY PENCIL.

- SURE YOU WERE, JONATHAN.

- [ Classmates Laughing ]

JONATHAN, WHY DON'T YOU

REVIEW FOR THE CLASS

WHAT WE'VE DISCUSSED SO FAR...

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