Mischief Page #2

APPLE PIES ON SUNDAYS.

[ Giggling ]

MY MOM DOESN'T BAKE.

DOES YOURS?

I DON'T HAVE A MOM.

I'M SORRY.

[ Man ] OH, DEAR.

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?

OKAY, KIDDO.

COME AND GET IT.

I WANT A REAL KISS

FOR A BUCK.

MARILYN McCAULEY'S HERE

WITH MY BROTHER!

HEY!

WATCH THE TONGUE!

[ Gene ] THE BRUNETTE, HUH?

THE BLONDE.

YOU GO YOUR WORK CUT OUT.

[ Girl, Indistinct ]

GO HOME.

- HI, JONATHAN.

- [ Jonathan ]

HI, ROSALIE. HI, MARILYN.

YOU WON ME.

THANK YOU, JONATHAN.

THAT WENT TO A GOOD CAUSE.

THAT MAKES ME:

VERY HAPPY, ROSALIE.

MY TURN.

SPIN IT.

[ Rosalie ]

YOU WON MARILYN.

HI. READY?

THANK YOU:

FOR FIGHTING POLIO.

HEY, THE PLEASURE'S MINE.

CUTE.

HOW MUCH MONEY:

YOU GOT LEFT?

YOU REALLY HAVE GO SOME BALLS.

THAT KISS WAS THREE TIMES

LONGER THAN IT SHOULD'VE BEEN.

LOOK, I CAN'T HUR THE GIRL'S FEELINGS.

[ Scoffs ]

HEY, I GO 50 CENTS LEFT.

- I GOT SIX BITS.

- I'LL OWE YA.

HEY!

GOD.

YOU WON BUNNY.

WE MET BEFORE.

I KNOW.

[ Woman ]

THERE GOES YOUR "A," KID.

YOU HIT ME--

[ Bell Ringing ]

[ Kenny ]

HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT.

KENNY, CHECK THIS OUT.

CHECK THIS OUT.

HEY, MAN.

I HEARD BELLS.

[ Chuckles ]

THAT WAS FROM OVER THERE.

NO, FROM HERE.

BE SEEIN' YA.

THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH

OF THAT BULLSHIT.

[ Chuckling ]

WHO IS HE?

I DON'T KNOW.

HELLO.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

HI.

- REALLY GOOD.

- TOWN A**HOLE?

OH, YEAH.

AND HE'S

REALLY GOOD AT IT, TOO.

[ Jonathan ]

HIS FOLKS OWN BRUBAKERS.

[ Gene ] WHAT'S THAT?

BIGGEST DEPARTMENT STORE

IN NELSONVILLE.

AND HE GOES WITH BUNNY?

AIN'T THAT A SHAME.

[ Clicks Tongue ]

AIN'T THAT A SHAME.

SO, YOU NEVER

HAD ANY, HUH?

I BET YOU:

I COULD GET YOU LAID

IN A MONTH...

WITH MARILYN.

WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED

IN MY SEX LIFE?

[ Woman ] OH! OVER THERE.

IT WOULD KEEP ME FROM

GETTING BORED OUT OF MY MIND.

SEE, I GOT TO STAY OU OF TROUBLE, BUT HELPING YOU

WOULD BE KIND OF A CHALLENGE.

YOU KNOW,

A CHARITY JOB.

THANKS,

BUT NO THANKS.

SUIT YOURSELF.

GOT ANY MONEY LEFT?

[ Solo Violin ]

[ Continues ]

MORNING.

MORNING.

I WAS THINKING:

OF TAKING YOU UP

ON YOUR BET.

YEAH?

I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU ODDS.

YOU GOT A LOT OF CONFIDENCE

IN YOURSELF, DON'T YOU?

HOP ON.

[ '50s Rock ]

UP IN THE MORNIN'

AND OUT TO SCHOOL

THE TEACHER IS TEACHIN'

THE GOLDEN RULE:

AMERICAN HISTORY

AND PRACTICAL MATH

YOU STUDYIN' HARD

AND HOPIN' TO PASS

WORKIN' YOUR FINGERS

RIGHT DOWN TO THE BONE

AND THE GUY BEHIND YOU

WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE

RING, RING GOES THE BELL

THE COOK IN THE LUNCHROOM'S

READY TO SELL:

ALL RIGHT, RULE NUMBER ONE--

MAKE EYE CONTAC EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.

WHAT DO I DO:

WHEN SHE STARES BACK?

KEEP STARIN'.

LOWER YOUR EYES A LITTLE BIT.

GIVES YA A SMOLDERING TYPE

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