Mini's First Time Page #2

Hollywood, it hit me.

So l went to an escort service just

to see what would happen.

When they found out

how young l was,

they told me they had

a trick for me that night.

My first night as a call girl

was a serious letdown.

The guy said l looked

so much like his niece,

he just started whimpering

and praying for forgiveness.

Honey, what are you

doing here?

Did you have fun

tonight, honey?

For my first night

turning tricks,

it could have

been better.

That's nice.

That's so nice.

Nice, Mom.

ln my bed.

After that night,

l told the escort service,

''No more clients

with a conscience.''

They were happy to oblige

with a last-minute gig

at a corporate fuckpad

an executive keeps.

They said l was

just his type-- young.

lt's open.

Hello?

Can you f***ing believe it?

Uh, hi.

Sorry l'm late.

lt's okay.

Mind if l freshen up?

No, go right ahead.

My own stepdad?

My first thought was

''How sick is he?''

But then l started thinking,

''l'm one to talk,

and well, why not?

l mean, he isn't

my real dad,

and talk about

a first.''

Then l thought, ''lf my mom can do

some strange guy in my bed,

l can do her strange guy

in this bed.''

You doing okay

in there?

Just peachy.

Listen, sugar, would you mind

turning the lights off?.

See, l'm kinda new to all this

and a little shy.

No problem,

but do you think maybe

we could get this show on the road?

Now close your eyes.

Come on.

You won't

keep them shut for long.

Just don't look around.

Now, close your eyes.

l literally couldn't feel

the ground under my feet--

a first

to top all firsts.

l knew l'd tell him one day,

but l wanted to savor it for a while.

Hey, you forgot

your keys.

Oh well, here's to

immediate gratification.

You were great.

What?

Oh...

Suddenly, he was

coming home every night

and even started asking me

about my homework.

How're you doin',

kiddo?

How are you making out

with those math problems?

'Cause, you know, if you ever need

any help, l could... you know.

Actually, l was thinking about starting

a 401K plan at work.

Could you help me pick

a good mutual fund?

All you did

was kiss?

Yeah, you don't

believe me?

No, of course,

l believe you.

Yo, Kayla,

l got some more

of what you were looking

for last Saturday night.

Aw, yeah yeah.

Actually, Troy,

l think you confused her

with that senile, toothless

grandmother of yours.

Come on, man.

Yo, Mini,

why don't you use that mouth

for something useful

and suck my dick?

Aw, yeah!

All right.

Hey!

What the fu--

Let me suck your dick, Troy.

You said l could.

- Yo, this ain't funny!

- Come on, baby, take it out!

l'm on my knees, Troy,

come on!

Jesus Christ, Mini!

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