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then you could comment

on my air conditioner.

Maybe then, maybe then.

- I sweat a lot, okay?

- Well, I know you sweat a lot,

but you don't have to

talk about my car.

It's a condition.

I have this thing where I sweat.

- Apologize.

- Apologize?! I'm not gonna apologize.

- Are you serious?

- Yes, I'm...

My God!

- Whoo!

- Let's go, let's go.

- Okay, okay. All right.

- Let's go, let's go.

- We got some jokesters here.

- Let's leave.

Look at this guy. Wow.

Wow. Look at that.

Let's party, baby.

- Let's party.

- All right.

Loosen up. You're biting...

you're biting your nails.

- I do it sometimes...

- Hey, look.

I'm not usually one to brag,

but I've got autographs from

the entire cast of "Carnival of Souls. "

The original cult classic.

Took me eight years

and 12 horror cons,

- but got every last one of them, man.

- Wow.

Sh*t, I even got an autograph

from Herk Harvey.

I mean, you guys know

who Herk Harvey is, right?

- Yeah.

- The director of "Carnival of Souls. "

The guy was a genius.

A revolutionary.

- Had he not made that movie, we...

- Shh.

We're at a party.

Relax. Have a good time.

- I'm relaxed.

- What is this guy saying?

Yeah. I'm having a good time.

Hey, yo. What time do you wanna...

what time do you wanna get going?

Do you wanna go soon?

- We just got here. Relax.

- No, I know.

It's just hard for me to relax

knowing I have to work in the morning.

- Like, early. Really early.

- Yeah, look.

Grow some balls

and then just call tomorrow

- and tell them you got a flat.

- No, I can't do that.

I'm like, kind of

in charge of people.

- Do this for me, do this for me.

- I can't... no.

- Do this... no.

- Really?

We just got here. Sh*t.

Hey, you're the guys

from the convention.

- Yeah.

- Thanks a lot, a**hole.

Come on. Take it easy, please.

- You know these guys?

- Yeah.

They were talking the whole time

I was trying to listen

to the guest speaker.

Especially this one.

Yeah.

We were talking that loud.

I mean, maybe if he

wasn't full of crap,

you wouldn't be interested

in what we were talking about.

Horror...

will survive forever

'cause somehow, some way,

we're all John Wayne Gacy's

children.

Hey... I'ma be right back.

- No, no, no. Wait.

- L'ma be right back.

- Give me this. You won't need it.

- Okay. No...

Good. Yeah, I'll just...

I'll be right here.

No, okay, that's fine.

Hey.

Yeah? Good.

Stop it!

Exclusive, my ass!

I told you there wouldn't be

any producers here.

- Slow down.

- Yeah, it was just a bunch of stupid.

- Little punks getting stoned.

- You're the one that wanted...

Hey, where'd we park our car?

I don't know.

- Which car did we bring?

- Where did we park our car?

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