Milk Money Page #2

The money.

Let me see the money.

The money.

Keep it moving.

Come on, come on,

give me the money.

All right, come on.

Keep it running smoothly.

Looks beautiful on you.

Give me the money.

Thank you.

That sure is a lot

of milk money.

Kevin, some things

are more important

than milk, all right?

Well, what do you need

all this money for, anyway?

Oh, we're going

to buy a pros...

...thetic leg.

For his dog.

His dog lost his leg.

So, what'd you tell your dad?

I said I was eating

at Kevin's house.

I said I was eating

at Brad's house.

I said I was eating

at Frank's house.

Whoo, yeah!

You think the city's big.

It's huge!

And lots of naked ladies.

If I had my own naked lady,

I'd never leave my room.

If you had your own naked lady,

I'd never leave your room.

So, hold on-

do you got the money?

We got everything!

Whoo!

Whoa...

Whoa...

Oh, no.

I want to go back.

Hey, the footpath's for virgins.

We are virgins!

Hey, not for long.

If you guys get killed,

I'm going home.

Beautiful.

Oh, my God.

Do you believe this?

This woman

gave birth to her own head,

and it sang to her.

- Wow.

- Wow.

Hey, Cash, where you going?

You don't ask me that.

Never ask me that!

Okay, I'm sorry.

I just forgot for a second.

Guys, come here.

Whoa!

This is going to be

tougher than we thought.

How do we tell a prostitute

from everybody else?

Yeah, how do we know

we're not asking a ballerina,

or a lawyer, or a math teacher

to take off her clothes?

We just got

to go for it.

Frank, I think

I need to see the money.

Excuse me, miss,

do you have a minute?

Uh, ma'am?

Get out of my way.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Are you a prostitute?

What?

Will you take your clothes off

for $103.62?

Thanks, Kevin.

What? What'd I do?

- You all right?

- No.

Psst, psst, psst. Guys...

You guys need some help?

Are you talking to us?

Yeah.

We want to see a naked lady.

Ooh, how much money you got?

$103.62.

Really?

That'll do it.

Come on.

Right through here.

Come on, come on, come on.

Where?

There are naked women in here?

Guys, you got to trust me.

Why should we trust you?

Because I got a gun.

Okay, open up, big boy.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Okay, backpacks.

Come on, do it.

Do it now!

I'm full, I'm full.

He's got a gun.

Get down, get down.

Stay down.

Stay.

Stay.

You okay?

Yeah.

Get us out of here!

Hey! Hey, wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Son of a b*tch!

I want my money!

Oh, goddamn it!

You all right?

Yeah.

How am I going to get home?

I'm going to get in such trouble

for this.

Us, too.

Sh*t.

Well, I'm out of here.

You better go.

Do you need any help, ma'am?

Ma'am?

No, thanks.

You sure you don't need

something?

I need 100 bucks,

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