Milf Page #2

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Did you say some--

I hear you,

but i don't know...

are you okay?

Yeah. I've got a credit card

in my name. Of course.

What?

Huh?

I said, are you okay?

Hey, Brando.

How's it going?

Hey, your tit's

hanging out.

Is that what

you were looking at?

You dog, you.

Come on, high five.

No, i wasn't--

Dick!

You're such an a**hole.

God!

All right, b*tches,

party on the roof!

Whoooo!

Come one, come all.

Single file line, ladies.

Don't push, don't shove,

don't fight much.

Speak forever under.

Whoa-Ho. Not so fast

there, broski.

We're having a little private

soiree tonight, amigos.

Are you kidding me?

Well, i can check to see

If you gentleman

are on the guest list.

Hey, Wyatt! Are our favorite

freshman here on the guest list?

Oh, these knobheads?

Hell, no. People are trying

to get laid tonight, guys.

Oh! Looks like you guys

aren't on the list.

But you have fun night

Jerking off

on each other!

Ha ha ha ha!

On your way out.

Awesome.

That was just perfect.

Hey, guys,

Ive got an idea.

Why don't we all hang out

together tonight

And talk about how much

p*ssy we don't get, yeah?

Whoa. Brandon, you

should check this out.

This guy's

going to town.

Oh, really--Oh, look

at that--Going to town.

Whoa-Ho!

Breaking news.

Loose freshman

with shaved box

Getting railed

by frat meathead.

Is that big red?

No, it's a blonde,

a dirty, dirty blonde.

I'm pretty sure she's in

my physics class.

I'm pretty sure

She's not walking

to class tomorrow.

You know what? Screw it.

Let's just hang out

tonight, guys.

We have three bottles

of premium whiskey here,

And we can drink.

We can do whatever.

All right, peckerheads.

We need booze.

We hear you faggots

have a stash.

We don't have any.

Jackpot.

You can't take that.

What did you say, taint-Boy?

Uh...

i said--

Aah!

You know, i would have

Thrown you boys

in the recycling bin,

But i don't think

they recycle p*ssy weirdos.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh! I'm god damned

tired of this sh*t!

F***.

Let's go to my mom's

guest house.

Hey, guys.

I found a burger over here.

Anyone want some?

Oh, you're disgusting.

Let's go.

It's still warm.

I really hate

All those stupid guys

at that party.

Silly frat jerks and their

silly little girlfriends.

They don't know a real man

when they see one.

The blonde

in Brents room

Seemed to be

enjoying herself.

Sh*t.

Oh, crap, man.

I forgot.

It's ladies night

tonight.

That sounds good.

That's fine. They're

gonna be going out, right?

I think so.

Your mom is going to be

showing my mom

What it's like

to be single again.

This is gonna be awesome.

We're gonna get

so much p*ssy!

What are you talking about?

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