Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Synopsis: Hard-partying brothers Mike (Adam Devine) and Dave (Zac Efron) place an online ad to find the perfect dates (Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza) for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves outsmarted and out-partied by the uncontrollable duo.
Director(s): Jake Szymanski
Production: 20th Century Fox
  4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
98 min

- Got it. Yep.

- Is that it?


Happy Fourth of July!

Oh, shit!

It was fun up to that point.

God damn it! My trailer!

Oh, shit.

Actually, this is what

we're trying to avoid.

- The both of you are fucking idiots.

- Fucking losers!

Grandpa, wake up! Take his tie.

Are you saying we had something to do

with Grandfather's death? Hmm?

He died five years after that!

That is a lot of guilt to put us.

Shame on you.

Plus, this video only shows the screw-ups.

Where's the epic tracking

shots of smiling faces?

And everybody looking at us, just going...

"God, I love Mike and Dave.

"They made this whole party worth it."

When are the two of you going to grow up?

This shtick was cute for a while...

but it's gotten stale.

Mom, come on, what are you...

You're talking about us like

we're a couple of losers or something.

What we don't want you to do is

go chasing girls and get out of control.

- You understand?

- Wait, we can still talk to girls, right?

- You can each talk to one girl.

- The girls that you bring to the wedding.

- What do you mean?

- I want you to bring a date.

- That's two dates.

- You want us to bring dates to a wedding?

- Excuse me?

- Are you allowed to do that?

Nice, respectable, smart girls!

Keep you in line.

- What the f*ck?

- What?

- Are you insane?

- Oh, you're kidding.

You are not screwing up this wedding.

Do you hear me?

Mom, do you hear this river of horse shit

coming out of Dad's mouth?

We don't want you showing up stag

and riling each other up!

- We don't rile each other up!

- We never get riled up!

- I don't get riled!

- He doesn't and I don't, either!

Look at you right now! You're riled!

- Take your head out of your ass, Dad!

- You sound insane right now.

Everybody stop yelling! Okay?

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