Midnight Sex Run Page #2

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camera or pretend my son's here?

Uh, however you prepared it is fine.

Okay. Whenever you're ready.

Aiden, son.

No, this is awful what happened?

I hurt my arm, daddy. I'm scared.

Come here. Daddy knows

how to fix the boo boo.

It hurts daddy. Make it better.

Papa knows how to make the

ouchie go bye-bye.

It's all better now.

Give daddy a hug.

Great. Thanks so much.

Alright, thanks.

Do you need to see it again?

No, no. We're good. Thanks.

MUSIC...

... Hey, hey. Just the man I wanted to see.

You know, if you want, you could

drop those off at my desk.

Can't do that.

[DING]...

... Oh, cookie man.

That's right.

You know, if you want, you could

drop those off at my desk.

Hey boss I'm all clear with the cookies.

Ten four, Ted. I'm need you to

pick up a tray of deviled eggs.

and drop them off at the Alpha

Beta Phi sorority house.

Sorority house? Ten four, sir.

Hey, I got a surprise for you.

I'm coming to get you.

And bring that CD with the bunny on it.

'Hello. You got me...

... under your spell...

... and I fell right away.

Hello and thank you...

... for looking at me...

... when I was looking at you.

Oh no, nothing compares...

... to the feelings I'm feelin' inside.

Oh--'

What a party pad.

[Wolf howl]...

... [Knock knock]...

... Good evening...

...Hello Ms. I have a delivery

for you and your sisters...

...Mmm, just the little devils

I was waiting for.

You ladies have a lovely home.

Oh, where are my manners? Come

inside, please. The both of you.

Thank you. That's nice.

She's the den mother.

You can set those eggs anywhere.

Oh, ok.

So uh, what's up? Kind of a

slow night around here.

Slow night?

I have a feeling things are

about to speed up for you.

How do you mean?

Oh, Ted. I knew you were heinous...

... but I didn't think you were stupid too.

Well... surprise.

Hey, how did she know your name?

Oh, I know everything about you.

I've been planning this very

moment for a long time.

Well that's a long time.

It was an eternity, Jordan.

Okay now she knows my name.

That's not good. Let's go.

You're not free to go yet.

In due time we will unleash

you upon this satanic,

garbage heap of a city.

We? Who's we?

Go upstairs and find out.

Go rub your face in it.

No, thank you.

We're going to go. Good night.

[Gun Cock]...

... This isn't a sorority house is it?

[Spit]...

... I said go. Now.

MUSIC...

... Boo.

What?

Do you guys really not recognize me?

Nope.

Let me tell you a story

about where I come from.

It's a magical place of sunshine,

sing-a-longs and s'mores.

And of course, obstacle courses.

That place sounds fun.

Oh it's fun, Ted.

Fun, fun, fun, 'til his

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