Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life Page #2
- Excuse me.
Is your name David?
No.
Were you carved by Michelangelo?
No.
Stop standing around
like a statue.
You're blocking
the flow of traffic.
Yeah, you heard the warden,
get back to your cell, Rafe.
Hallway etiquette is no
laughing matter, young man.
And rule number 11
clearly states,
"no loitering in the halls."
Okay.
Okay?
Okay, sir?
It's vice principal Stricker.
Go, now.
Shon.
Yeah?
Do you know how to
sync this to your phone?
Um... probably not.
Doesn't your dad work at best buy?
Oh, yeah, he does.
Just in marketing.
So you don't get any free stuff?
I do,
You got it?
It's just homeroom.
We'll wait.
Okay, let's start class.
Bella? Bella.
Please put your phone away
during class.
You can't rate teachers
on yelp anyway.
I've tried.
So we have a new student today.
I'm assuming you are...
I'm a transfer student, sir.
Oh, you don't have to
call me "sir."
Makes me feel old.
And I already feel old.
I drive a Saturn.
It's just, principal Dwight
told me to call everyone "sir."
It's one of his rules.
Okay.
Well, I don't see any principal
Dwight in here. Do you?
Seriously, do you? Because
he is a master of disguise.
So we have a new
transfer student today
whose name I'm realizing
I did not ask just now.
What's your name?
Rafe Khatchadorian.
Whoa! It would suck to have to
spell that dumb name.
Well, Rafe, welcome to hell.
Back to the homework
from last night.
You all listened to the Drake
and future mixtape last night.
Because today we will be
talking about fair trade.
Okay. There's a hot track
and it's produced
by future's Hendrix crew.
Drizzy, champagne papi,
is in the studio
with future and he says,
"hey, yo, let me
get on that track."
"Well, I'ma have to
charge you."
And what does Drake say back?
"Charge me?
I thought we were boys."
"We're the best of boys.
"We're gonna make
a mixtape together."
But there's a tax.
Not anymore,
once NATO came along.
Teller, it's NAFTA, not NATO.
Ah? What? Word?
Shon is right, it is NAFTA.
So, now there is no tax.
So champagne papi and young Hendrix
can be on each other's tracks
without having to
charge anybody.
Much the way
that America and Canada
have goods
importing and exporting.
Hey, kick-a-dorkian.
Does anyone have any questions, comments?
It's Miller time.
Stay out of my way,
or I'll wedgie you so bad
you'll be able to taste
your underwear.
How?
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's get ready
for the pain event.
Oh, this one always delivers
a fistful of hollers!
The grip-n-rip!
Holy Yosemite!
Want to lodge a complaint?
It's the beaver-tail!
Irritating, even to
people just watching,
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