Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Page #3

How about next Thursday?

How about ten minutes?

At the palace!

Get me bodyguards,

Captain Pete!

Pancakes, cornflakes,

scrambled eggs

Buttered toast

and apple jam

Tonight it's meat,

I hope it's spam

Goofy! Slow down!

Princess, you 're in luck.

Have I got the men for you.

Well, I hope so.

Thanks to your

incompetence...

this whole thing has been

a pain in the neck!

I'll show you

a pain in the neck.

Oh, boy.

Hey, Donald.

Don't worry about

what Captain Pete said.

Cheer up. I'm sure

there's some way...

we can become musketeers.

We can?

Hey, Goof, you know we can prove

Pete's wrong about us...

if we just work hard

and stick together.

You really think so?

Hey, have I ever

let you down?

Have I? Have I? Have I?

No.

Just imagine, guys.

Maybe not today,

maybe not tomorrow...

but someday Captain Pete's

gonna march in here and say...

Congratulations, boys!

You passed the test.

I've been watching

you three...

and I'll tell you what.

You guys have got what it takes

to be musketeers!

Really? You mean it?

Cross my heart.

Oh, boy! Hey, fellas!

We're gonna be musketeers!

Musketeers!

Musketeers!

I knew we had what it takes.

'Cause we're clever.

And brave.

And together we are gonna be

great big heroes.

What do you say, men?

All for one...

And two for tea!

Well, we'll work on it.

Hup, deux, trois, quatre.

Hup, deux, trois, quatre.

Hup, deux, trois, quatre.

Hup, deux, trois, quatre.

Company... halt!

Stay here whilst I go schmooze

Princess what's-her-name.

Wow. This is it, guys.

This is what we've been

waiting for all our lives.

Now, when

these doors open...

we've got to make

a great first impression.

OK.

Remember, fellas,

we're on duty...

and this place could be

crawling with bad guys.

Bad guys?!

So stay alert!

You heard him. Stay alert!

Aye, aye, sir.

Bad guy! No!

Goofy!

Gosh. He pulled an ax on me.

Your Royal Highness,

I have never, ever had...

a more highly skilled group

of gentlemen...

than the individuals which

I present to you today.

Seems like this is

gonna take a while.

I'll go get you

a little snack.

It took my highly trained eye

to see their true potential.

Yes. Well, France thanks you

and your eye very much.

Well, then it is

without further ado...

that I present,

for your complete safety...

and protection...

your musketeers!

Just imagine.

He'll stride into the room.

Light will glow from him.

I'll hear music.

He'll bring me flowers.

And he'll sweep me

off my feet.

And I'll know he's the one

when he makes me laugh.

Your Majesty,

it's time to cut the cheese.

What?

Here we are. Roquefort, anyone?

- Knife!

- Bad guy!

Grab her!

Oh, no.

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