Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Synopsis: Best buddies Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are small-time janitors with big dreams of becoming Musketeers. Peg-Leg Pete, captain of the Musketeers, points out why they'll never make it: Donald is a coward, Goofy is a dim-wit, and Mickey is short. But things change when Princess Minnie demands Musketeer bodyguards when assassins, hired by Pete so he can be king, nearly drop a safe on her. Knowing real Musketeers are too-well trained, Pete hires Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, the clumsy janitors as Musketeers and Minnie's bodyguards.
Director(s): Donovan Cook
Production: Walt Disney Home Entertainment
  1 win & 5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
68 min

I leave you for five minutes...

and I come back

to a disaster!

Well, we were

practising our teamwork...

so we can be

good musketeers.


That's priceless.

But we could work really hard...

and prove ourselves,

Captain Pete...

and then would you

let us be musketeers?

Well, there's three things

wrong with that.


You 're a coward.


We're sorry.

The number you 've reached

has been disconnected.

You 're a doofus.

And, as for you...

well, you 're just too small.

Why, I wouldn't have

you yahoos as musketeers...

even if you were

the last recruits...

in all

of my beloved France!

So, you won't

need this, will you?


Here, kid. Have a ball.

Have a ball!

That's a good one!

I'm going to send

that one in to the Digest.

He loves me.

He loves me... a lot.

He loves me.

He loves me even more.

He loves me.

Pardon me, Your Highness...

you 're kind of mangling

that flower.

Who's the... lucky guy?

My one true love.

I'll find him someday.

He's out there.

I just know it.

This fantasy man...

do you happen to know

if he's royalty?

Does it matter?

Well, as you know...

someone of your royal stature

must be courted...

by a gentleman

of royal blood.

What a royal pain.

Your highness,

you 're gonna have...

to pick someone

sooner or later.

I mean, tick-tock, huh?

Daisy, I can't pick someone

I'm not in love with.

You want love? Buy a dog.

Besides, the perfect guy...

isn't gonna just walk

through the door...

and even if he does...

how are you gonna know

he's the one?

I'll know.

Just imagine.

He'll stride into the room.

A light will glow from him.

I'll hear music.

He'll bring me flowers.

He'll sweep me off my feet.

And I'll know he's the one

when he makes me laugh.

Your majesty,

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Evan Spiliotopoulos

Evan Spiliotopoulos is a Greek-American screenwriter, best known for writing Hercules, Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure and Beauty and the Beast. He also wrote the script for the film The Huntsman: Winter's War. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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