Michael Moore in TrumpLand Page #2

we made it Mexican

or Mexican-looking.

(audience laughs)

All right?

And during the show tonight

our production assistants

will be building

a symbolic wall around

them in the balcony.

Don't worry you will

be able to get out.

You will have to pay to get out

of the wall at the

end of the show.

And as an added gesture

we have placed any person that

was Muslim or Muslim looking

in their own section

here in the back.

Are the Muslims up there?

Here we go Muslims!

(cheering)

There they are.

Muslims, Muslim-Americans.

Right, let's hear it for them.

They're Americans.

But just so, just so

that the Trump people

aren't too nervous

about you being in here,

we are going to fly

a drone above them

right within the theater here.

They're no weapons on the

drone, we're nonviolent,

just cameras, so

we'll be able to know,

you know, to just

check in on you

to see how you're doing when,

what you're up to.

Now I see the shoulders of

the Trump guy back there,

he's already relaxed.

So, see?

We've got it covered for you.

That's what I was willing to do

so that you would

come here tonight.

I'll tell you one thing

if this eases your mind at all,

I have never voted

for Hillary Clinton.

I voted for Obama in

the primary in 2008,

and I voted for Bernie

in the primary this year.

I actually never voted for Bill.

Back then I think I

voted for Nader in '96

and '92 was probably

a third party thing

because Clinton was just too,

he was a very

conservative Democrat.

So I've never really

voted for Hillary.

I am not a Hillary voter.

Thank you, thank you,

you can applaud that.

You know we're all

Americans, right?

Let's just start there.

Regardless who we're

voting for, right?

(audience applauds)

We're all in the same boat,

and we're gonna sink

or swim together.

And I'd rather we swim.

Because I believe we have more

things in common than not.

We, we believe in

the same things.

First of all we want the best

schools for our kids, right?

Trump voters?

Right?

Right?

You want the best schools

for your kids, that's not,

I know, I know there's a rule,

don't agree with Michael

Moore on anything,

but I'm, I'm trying to come

out and meet you halfway.

And the things we

don't agree on,

alright, you love your guns.

I don't want a gun,

I don't get a gun.

I won't get one.

You don't believe in abortion.

Okay, sir?

Do not have an abortion.

Don't, if you are against

it, don't get one.

Who doesn't like the

Supreme Court's decision

on gay marriage in here?

You don't support it.

Right? Right.

Anybody else back there?

Sir?

Okay, sir?

Then don't get gay married.

Right?

It's like, if,

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