Michael Page #3

It's Sparky.

How do you do?

You'll have to excuse Michael.

He's not good at suffering fools...

...but he'll be better in the morning.

Where is the thermostat in here?

Are we talking about an angel here?

- We can't be talking about an angel.

- There is no such...

...thing as an angel.

That is definitely...

...the weirdest thing I have ever seen.

It's like some great big bird...

- ... made love to that guy's mother.

- And we reap the benefits.

I'm set for life.

I could even get a raise.

I thank you. Thank you, Jesus.

Thank you, Jesus. I thank you, Jesus.

I thank you, Jesus.

- What?

- That is not an angel.

- It is too.

- It is not.

I will handle this.

Where has he been?

- Meaning what?

- Meaning if he were a man with wings...

...which is the alternative,

we'd have heard about him.

You don't show up at his age with wings.

There'd be a story in the papers.

- In the National Mirror.

- Exactly. "Baby born with wings. "

"Bird-man of Iowa. "

It's not angel vs. man with wings.

There are other possibilities.

Like what?

It's fairly obvious, isn't it?

He's a younger man. She's an

older woman. He's after her money.

A gigolo with wings.

A gigolo.

What money is he after?

The Milk Bottle Motel fortune?

You don't have to have money

for someone to try to take it.

Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.

Is it so hard to imagine...

...that a man would be

after a woman's money?

Is this Brightly? Or Brinkley?

What's his name?

- Bradley.

- Is this him we're talking about?

- Actually, no. It's Miles.

- Who's Miles?

My second husband.

Miles was wild. It lasted a week.

You left him?

No, he left me, in my Camaro.

I see.

I'll bet he racked up $5,000 on your

Visa bill too, didn't he? Didn't he?

You just know everything, don't you?

Angels don't smoke.

I'm going to sleep.

Good night.

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

That is a horrible expression.

It is not...

...an expression.

That's good.

He's so hungry.

Oh, boy.

Good boy.

What a sweet doggie.

How would you like

your eggs, Mr. Quinlan?

Sparky's look good.

Over easy!

Last night we were

discussing your wings.

Would you mind if I took a closer look?

Let them look at your wings, Michael.

They're from the National Mirror.

Thank you.

- Not bad.

- Compared to what?

- I've seen birds.

- Would you mind if I touched?

I'd rather you didn't.

We'd like to take a look to see

how you have these things attached.

Pull on your pecker and

see how that's attached.

Watch your language, mister.

Pecker. An angel that says pecker.

Language...

...gentlemen.

How would you like your eggs?

What's in the oven?

The smell is so delicious.

We are serving eggs

this morning and that's that.

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