Men in Black II Page #3

I'll be his partner.

Jay, wait up.

I appreciate the shot, man.

- Thought I'd never get out.

- Lose the suit.

Sure thing.

Just going for the look.

But if I say so myself,

I find it slimming.

Not that I've had problems

with the ladies.

When you get down to...

Nice sled, very swank.

Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives.

Frank!

Bring your head in this window

before I roll it up in there.

Got it.

Frank!

My money? It's missionary.

I was in the Bowery,

and I meet this Great Dane.

A little thick in the body,

but pretty.

That's just not appealing to me, man.

Seriously.

I say we do the good cop,

bad cop thing.

You interrogate the witness

and I growl.

How about we do the good cop,

dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?

You got it, partner.

Total silence.

Absolute quiet. Not a word out of me.

What do we got?

- What do we got?

- There's residue on the wall.

- We sent samples to Em for analysis.

- Hey, 0% body fat.

- Funny.

- Witness?

Girl. Saw everything.

She's taking it well.

I won't answer any more questions.

I want to know what happened here.

- I'll handle this one.

- You got it.

Alone. A talking dog might be

a bit much for her now.

What do you want me to do?

Sniff around.

What?

Funny.

Take a deep breath.

Everything is all right.

What part is she supposed

to feel all right about?

I'm Agent Jay.

Tell me what you saw.

- A two-headed guy and a woman.

- Caucasian?

Gray, with tentacles

that she used to rip...

His skin off.

It's not skin. It's protoplasma polymer

similar to the gum in baseball cards.

- What was the last thing you ate?

- Calzone.

- What time?

- Lunch.

- Spinach?

- Mushroom.

You need pie.

They kept asking Ben about a light.

They kept asking Ben about a light.

They kept asking Ben about a light.

They kept asking Ben about a light.

They kept asking Ben about a light.

Light of Zartha, something like that.

Light of Zartha, something like that.

Light of Zartha, something like that.

You okay?

An hour ago, a man I've known

my whole life vanished...

...because of a woman

with weird fingers...

...and a two-headed guy

with a cannoli's IQ.

So yeah, everything's okay.

When we're kids,

before we're taught how to think...

...our hearts tell us there is

something else out there.

I know what I saw.

Tell me what I'm supposed to believe.

I'm a member of a secret organization

that monitors alien activity on Earth.

Ben was an alien.

So were his killers.

I don't know why they did it,

but I promise I'm gonna find out.

Okay.

- Okay?

- Okay.

Okay.

- I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to...

- Kill me.

No!

Just a little flash and everything

goes back the way it was.

After you flash me...

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