Men in Black II Page #2

- " Employee" is misspelled?

- They charge by the letter.

They'll say, " lmagine that. Big shot

like her used to work here."

- Ben...

- You deserve it.

Bring up a case of Mountain Dew

from the basement.

Hey, Bruno.

Two slices of pepperoni and

information about the Light of Zartha.

- Whoever you are, don't hurt me.

- Where's the Light, Ben?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Let me down, ma'am.

I want to report a robbery...

There.

Noise.

Kitchen!

You idiots see anything?

Wind blew the door open.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

For 25 years, I've travelled

the universe looking for it.

But it never left Earth, did it?

You kept it here.

What are you talking about?

I'm running out of time.

Where's the Light?

- I don't know what you mean.

- Listen, Zarthan.

You hid the Light on Earth.

I'll find it.

Once we have the Light,

Zartha will be ours.

You're too late.

Tomorrow at midnight...

...the Light will leave

the third planet and be back home.

Sorry you made the trip for nothing.

Now we don't know

if it's on Earth or not.

He said third planet.

It's here, you idiot.

- Third Rock from the Sun.

- I never got that till now.

It's on Earth, and I know

who's gonna tell me where it is.

- Don't you ever go home?

- Nope.

I see you neuralyzed another partner.

Bee, Dee, when you use

a fission carboniser...

...attach a de-atomizer

so it doesn't sound like a cannon.

Hey, get some booties on them things.

You're crapping up the floor.

Check his visa.

The Cephalopods have been making

counterfeits at Kinko's on Canal.

And why do I have a dead Tricrainasloph

going through passport control?

That'd be my fault. I'm very sorry.

Please don't neuralyze me, sir.

- What the hell's that supposed to mean?

- Nothing, sir.

Good work in the subway.

- I remember Jeff when he was yea high.

- What you got for me?

Look. See those guys in black suits?

- They work here. We got it covered.

- Zed, what you got?

Dedication's one thing, but this job

will eat you up and spit you out.

You want to look like me

when you hit 50...

...ish?

I'll be in the gym if you need me.

All right, there was a killing earlier.

Alien-on-alien.

Take Tee with you

and make a report.

Tee. Right.

Tee. Right.

What happened,

what happened with Tee...

What happened,

what happened with Tee...

What happened,

what happened with Tee...

Passports. No rush.

How they hanging, Jay?

Passports. No rush.

How they hanging, Jay?

You have got to stop neuralyzing

MiB personnel.

He was crying

in the middle of the diner.

I hate that.

And plus, you can't count Elle.

She wanted to go back to the morgue.

I helped her.

- You need a partner.

- I'm cool.

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