Memoria Page #2

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What do you think?

Dude.

Let me come.

No f***ing way, man.

What?

F*** you.

You said Ivan can come.

Yeah.

Well, there's a list.

It's invite only.

Are you kidding me'?

Bullshit.

I'm not f***ing kidding, man.

F*** you guys.

Plus you're disgusting and ugly.

So no, you can't come.

Are you kidding me'?

Shut up, pizza face.

Hey.

You got pepperoni left on your cheeks.

You're like... you's f***ing.

Hey.

Watch this.

Thanks, dog.

Aw.

Dude.

You're working with some crust there, man.

Do not shake it like that.

Why don't you pick it up for me?

Bull crap.

No way.

Can you pick up my skateboard?

No, dude.

F***ing pick up my f***ing skateboard.

No.

I'm not picking up your skateboard.

Oh.

You wanna play'?

Yeah?

Let's go!

Do you wanna f***ing do this?

Yeah.

I'm gonna bark at you, baby.

Back the f*** up.

You gonna get me?

Yeah!

Whoa'.!

Damn it!

Let me go!

F***!

Let me go!

F*** y'all for picking me up.

I had him!

Ah!

F***!

This is exactly why he's

not coming to Santa Cruz.

I'm leaving!

Hey dude.

What the f***?

That's my f***ing board.

Hey.

Hey.

What's up?

Nothing.

What happened?

Nothing.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

I'm just a little tired.

Do you wanna get high?

Sure.

Yes.

Now class, once you make the primary incision,

fold the skin back so that you can

begin to identify the fetal pig's

vital organs with the pens.

Do we have to touch it with our hands?

Yes.

Get over it.

...Alex, you're f***ing gross.

Oh dude.

You're f***ing gross.

Oh my god.

Ew.

Oh.

You want some of this?

Only if you eat some first.

Alex.

F*** you.

Pig doing some dancing.

Oh sh*t.

Dude.

It's going all over.

It's going all over.

Break dancing pig.

Get to work.

Hey, Natasha.

Don't you think this kind

of looks like lvan's skin?

Ivan.

Are your balls this pale and dirty, too?

Why don't you just shut up?

Get back to work.

Mr. Cohen?

Yeah.

Miss.

Can you tell him to stop distracting me?

I'm trying to do some science.

Hi, Mrs. Fontaine.

Calm down.

Can I interrupt the class for a second?

What is it, Ashley?

Hi, Ashley.

Calm down.

Are you doing the homework?

Mrs. Fontaine,

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I need to bring Mr. Alex Dratch

to the principal's office.

Oh sh*t.

Mr. Dratch.

Mr. Dratch!

Alex?

Wait.

Please follow Ashley

to the principal's office.

What?

Why?

So, how are you

today, Mr. Dratch?

Suck my dick, Miss Ashley.

Mr. Dratch?

Mr. Dratch?

Ow.

Geez.

Sit down, Alex.

Were you present at the fight that

occurred during break between

Chris Dawson and Ryan Silver?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was there.

And?

And it was bad.

I don't know.

But you didn't try to stop

the fight from happening.

No.

I mean, not exactly.

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