Meet Monica Velour

Synopsis: When an awkward teen meets his favorite porn star, whose career peaked in the '80s, an unexpected friendship follows as the young man gets a glimpse inside Monica Velour's current life as a single mom struggling to make ends meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Keith Bearden
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
98 min

just sitting in her room.

There's a great big mystery

And it sure is worrying me

This diddie wa diddie

This diddie wa diddie

I wish somebody would tell me

what diddie wa diddie means.

Rise and shine, boy.

Wakey wakey eggs and bacey.

Cheer up, I've got a surprise for you.

Give it to me later.

How about I give it to somebody else?

Okay, what?

Happy graduation.


Thanks, Pop Pop. The Civic.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Give it back. Give it back.

Happy graduation.

What is this? The truck?

It's not a truck.

It's a family business.

Why can't I have the Civic?

The Civic is mine.

The truck? What am I supposed

to do with the truck?

You got your own business.

People work their whole lives for that.

Be your own boss.

Anywhere you go you have a nice income.

Not for long.

People don't want to eat pig eyes

or donkey dicks

or whatever hot dogs

are made of anymore.

You're right. You're so goddamn smart,

sell them broccoli burgers or gaysicles

or whatever the hell it is

they do eat these days.

How come you couldn't just give me

money like everybody else?

It's a good thing your mother's not

alive to hear you talk so ungrateful.

Otherwise the both of us would

just smack the hell out of you.

I'm going upstairs.




Chip off the old block.

That's nice. That's really nice.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- I'm calling about the Weenie Wiz.

- Yeah.

I saw your ad on the web.

It's 1970 all original?

Uh, yeah.

And the giant hot dog,

what's that built of?

Um, metal. Yeah, metal and paint.

It's a work of art.

A thing of mystery meat beauty.

You want to come take a look

at it this afternoon?

I'd love to, but I'm in Loogootee.

- What?

- Loogootee, Indiana.

The place where

corn on the cob comes from.

I saw your post on the web.

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Keith Bearden

Keith Bearden (born in Middletown, Connecticut) is an American screenwriter and director. Starting at age 9, he began acting extensively on stage, performing in productions at Wesleyan University and Yale University, and 10 years acting and then teaching at The Oddfellows Playhouse. While attending the Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington, he made a series of comic/surreal short films in Super 8 and 16mm film. He currently resides in New York. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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