Meet Me There Page #3

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That's horrible!

It was!

It was... It was horrible.

But...

Yeah.

I don't know, that's...

why I do sh*t like this.

Impromptu road trips to Oklahoma.

I don't ever want to not dance with the Smurfs

again.

I'm sorry, Cal.

I'm sorry, too.

If it makes you feel any better...

my parents never took me to an amusement park.

They mostly just did drugs.

That doesn't make me feel better at all, Ada.

At all... Like not even remotely.

I mean, I'm trying to remember all of these things...

And the one thing I do know...

I remember that both my parents did like a lot of

drugs.

I think my dad was a drug dealer.

Pretty sure.

We had one of those wicker chairs...

You know, those round wicker chairs.

Papasan, yeah.

Like, the only people that have those chairs...

are into a lot of drugs.

They're into a lot of drugs!

My aunt had one of those chairs.

I guess... I guess I learned something about my aunt

today.

No, like the worst furniture we had was this glass that was

on top of these things that hold coffins up at funerals.

Ok, so what kind of Munsters sh*t is that?

I know!

Jesus.

Well, that's good, right?

It's good that you're like...

remembering things.

Yeah, I remember things about Sheol.

I don't remember things about me.

Like, my mom was a crime scene cleaning lady.

In a town with 73 people?

Yeah!

That's something that they need?

Yeah, um...

No firefighters. But more than one person cleaning

up crime scenes.

Okay.

This one day, we woke up and...

This one guy poisoned all of the dogs in town and

then lined up the dead dogs all along the main road.

Just dead dogs lined up.

Holy sh*t.

Yeah!

My mom cleaned this one murdered dude's house...

And, she found this drain in the bottom of his floor

for like collecting all the blood, and...

sacrifice juices.

From whatever.

I guess he didn't want to get it moldy or whatever.

And, so we - right now - we are driving there?

Yeah, he had like deer legs glued to the wall...

Like some kind of House of a Thousand Deer Legs

bullshit.

And we are driving...

there?

Hey! You wanted to make it a thing!

My fault.

Are you paying together?

I'm not sure. I may have to go check.

If you're interested.

Did you find everything you were looking for?

Yeah, thanks.

Where you headed?

Uh... Oklahoma.

Road trip.

Hmmm... sucks.

You look familiar.

Do you go to RHS?

No...

I'm from Cleveland.

And, I'm like... 30.

Oh... okay.

Okay.

Jay says "hi" by the way.

He's good.

Yeah.

Mmmm hmmmm.

Tell Eddie I said "hi."

No, nothing, we're just on our way back home.

Mmmm hmmmm.

Hey, Cal's back so I got to go.

Okay.

Okay.

Love you.

Love you!

Say "I love you" one more time.

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