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to the "Welcome to Camp" party.

And until that time,

I want you all to take your

clothes off, have a lot of sex

and go out and hit the lake!

Don't worry, Neil, I got them

right where I want them.

Fine. Fine. Fine. Good.

(EXCLAIMING)

Go.

Kyle!

(GASPING)

All right,

ready to cross.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Finally, somebody knows

what they're doing.

Okay!

Now, try to jump off the ramp.

What are you doing?

Wishing I were a duck.

All right, make a wide right

turn into the ramp, okay?

No. No. A right turn.

Right! Right!

(SCREAMING)

Boy, this is way better

than the brochure.

(EXCLAIMING)

I'm not with him anymore,

so drop it.

What the hell were you ever doing

with him in the first place?

I've known him

for a long time.

The guy is an a**hole, Kelly.

Whatever.

Great.

Grandpa, why did you have to

bring Ricky back here?

Of all the people

for this job, why him?

Well...

Honey,

look.

A long time ago I promised your parents

that if anything ever happened to them,

I'd take care of you.

Now, you know I want this camp

to be yours one day.

But for that to happen,

I have to do everything I can to

make sure that it's still here.

And strange as it may seem, Ricky

can help make that happen.

But you don't understand

how awkward it is for me

to have Ricky and Kyle here

at the same time.

Oh, honey, all I ask is

that you try to understand.

All I'm doing is what I think

is best for the camp.

Grandpa, I know that.

It's just really difficult

right now.

All right,

all you happy campers.

All you have to do is aim

and yell "pull."

(GUN FIRES)

Wow!

Great shot. Where did you

learn to shot like that?

I used to live in Detroit.

Want to try? Yeah.

When you're ready,

just yell "pull", okay?

WADE:
Ready when you are,

killer.

Pull!

(SCREAMS)

Hey, not yet.

I'm not ready...

(GUN FIRES)

Hey. Look out.

No. I got a...

(GRUNTING)

How did I do?

Oh, I'd say

you were pretty effective.

(GIGGLES)

Did you see...

Ricky. Ricky. Ricky.

I know I promised not to interfere.

But, look, I'm concerned here.

The meet is only a week away, and frankly,

I don't see much talent out there.

Oh, Neil, relax.

This is only the first week.

I'm gonna get them going.

Tomorrow we'll dig in deep.

It's going to be fine. And besides,

you don't need a lot of talent.

Look at your career.

Hey. It ain't the Pope.

Take a hike.

Yes?

Mrs. Monica Shavetts

would like to speak with you.

The Twin Oaks owner?

My, my, my, Mr. Peterson.

This is so quaint and cozy.

It's very provincial.

Kind of late in the day

for introductions, isn't it?

I do apologize.

I just know how busy

you must be during the day.

I mean, what do you have here,

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