Mean Girls 2 Page #2

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- Come on.

- Nick, focus!

- Come on, man.

Chastity, stop drooling.

You know what Mandi

thinks about you and Tyler.

What are you talking about?

Do not play dumb with me.

I don't have to play dumb.

Besides, the cashier

totally sneezed on your salad.

Pay up, you two Iosers.

God, Nick is just so nasty.

I'm only dating him 'cause he's probably

getting a full ride to UCLA.

You know, one week in LA and I'II be

a bikini model-hyphen-reality star

hyphen-awesome!

- I heard Amy Hall is totally into him.

- Oh, she wouldn't dare.

Nickie, over here. I missed you.

- Hey, babe.

- Hey, have you been Iifting weights?

Oh, dude, your rat-dog just tongued me.

Shut up, Nick.

You'II hurt Coco Chanel's feelings.

No groping south of the equator.

Or north, creep.

Wow, the hot chick can

really handle herself.

Wonder what else she can handle.

- Who the hell is she?

- Her name is Jo, Jo Mitchell.

She's in my bio class.

Somebody said she came somewhere,

from, Iike, FIorida or Texas.

Then I also heard that she's

an exchange student from Russia.

Oh, what did they exchange her for?

She's kinda pretty, don't you think?

Well...

...if you're into pleather.

Hello, there. Hi, Coco Chanel.

Go back to Mandi, go on.

Go, go, go.

AII right, just a Iittle bit.

Where's Coco Chanel?

Bad Iittle girl.

Oh, my God! Who did that?

- Who fed Coco Chanel?

- It was Abby.

- Abby did it.

- You? Again?

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

I'm really sorry, Mandi!

I'II buy you another purse.

Or you can just have mine.

Is that what I think it is?

- Duck.

- I Iove ducks.

It's the Prada fringe purse.

My dad got it for me Iast month, but...

Last month? Just go!

Stay down there,

and don't ever Iook at me again.

Better yet,

don't even breathe the same air.

Hey. Well, how was it?

I saw a girl become

roadkill in the cafeteria.

Gotta Iove high school.

Speaking of my escape, has my

Carnegie Mellon application arrived?

Hey, you know, I was Iookin' today,

and I saw that the University of Ohio

has a great architectural program.

You could stay close to home,

transform Toledo

into an architectural wonderland.

Dad, what's going on?

I'm applying early decision

at Carnegie Mellon.

What do you wanna go there for, huh?

They don't even have a good mascot.

I mean, a Scottish terrier.

Who's gonna be intimidated by that?

PIus, you...

You qualify for in-state tuition here.

Oh, my God.

What happened to my tuition?!

Jo... Look, I'm sorry.

I kept hoping that

the market would rebound,

but my investments are in the tank,

and now NASCAR sponsors

have cut spending...

Then make them un-cut spending!

Mom went to Carnegie Mellon,

I... I have to go there.

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