Mean Girls Page #3

- What is "fetch"?

- Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.

So if you're from Africa...

...why are you white?

Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just

ask people why they're white.

Could you give us some privacy

for, like, one second?

Yeah, sure.

What are you doing?

OK, you should just know

that we don't do this a lot,

so this is, like, a really huge deal.

We wanna invite you

to have lunch with us

every day for the rest of the week.

- Oh, it's OK...

- Coolness.

So we'll see you tomorrow.

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Oh, my God!

OK, you have to do it, OK?

And then you have to tell me all

the horrible things that Regina says.

Regina seems sweet.

Regina George is not sweet.

She's a scum-sucking road whore!

She ruined my life!

She's fabulous, but she's evil.

- Hey, get out of here!

- Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.

I love your work!

- Why do you hate her?

- What do you mean?

Regina. You seem to really hate her.

Yes. What's your question?

- Well, my question is, why?

- Regina started this rumor

- that Janis was...

- Damian! Shall we not?

Now, look. This isn't

about hating her, OK?

I just think that it would be, like,

a fun little experiment

if you were to hang out with them and

then tell us everything that they say.

- What do we even talk about?

- Hair products.

- Ashton Kutcher.

- Is that a band?

Would you just do it? Please?

OK, fine.

Do you have anything pink?

- Yes.

- No.

By eighth period, I was so happy

to get to math class.

I mean, I'm good at math.

I understand math.

Nothing in math class

could mess me up.

Hey, do you have a pencil

I can borrow?

I've only had one other

crush in my life.

His name was Nfume,

and we were 5.

It didn't work out.

But this one hit me like a big,

yellow school bus.

- Cady, what do you say?

- He was...

So cute.

I mean, A-sub-N equals

N plus one over four.

That's right.

That's good. Very good.

All right, let's talk

about your homework.

Hey. How was your second day?

- Fine.

- Were people nice?

- No.

- Did you make any friends?

Yeah.

Having lunch with The Plastics

was like leaving the actual world

and entering "Girl World".

And Girl World had a lot of rules.

You can't wear a tank top

two days in a row,

and you can only wear your

hair in a ponytail once a week.

So I guess you picked today.

Oh, and we only wear jeans

or track pants on Fridays.

Now, if you break any of these rules,

you can't sit with us at lunch.

I mean, not just you. Like, any of us.

OK, like, if I was wearing jeans today,

I would be sitting over there

with the art freaks.

Oh, and we always vote before we ask

someone to eat lunch with us

because you have to be considerate

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