Me and Mrs Jones Page #3

Season #1 Episode #6

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Before he can finish GEMMA grabs his lips and pinches them

closed so he can’t speak. They stand staring at each

other. GEMMA holds his lips closed during the following.

GEMMA:

Oh! Sorry, I don’t know why I did

that - it was a nervous reaction

to the drinks, slash, meal thingy

-Why am I still holding your

lips? Oh no, I’ve been holding

them for far too long people

are....

GEMMA looks about her, realising everyone can see her holding

his lips. She makes eye contact with CAROLINE standing with

TANYA and SUSIE who gives her an evil look.

GEMMA:

OK, I’m going to let them go and

we will pretend this didn’t

happen and we’ll talk about

the... PTA!

She releases his lips and tries to act casual.

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GEMMA:

Sooooo...?

TOM takes a pen from his jacket pocket, grabs GEMMA’S arm

and rolls up her sleeve and starts writing his phone number

on her arm.

TOM:

Ok look, I’ve talked to you about

the PTA every day for a month

when what I've really wanted to

do was ask you out. Which I

think you know....

The moment is broken by FRAN shouting.

FRAN (V.O.)

Watch where you’re putting that

sword Flynn.... Flynn!

FRAN approaches as TOM puts the lid on his pen.

TOM:

So call me Mrs. Jones. (Nodding

acknowledgment at FRAN) Fran.

FRAN curtsies a bit. TOM leaves. FRAN who is in a business

suit but has on bright spotty/patterned welly boots reaches

GEMMA. FLYNN is brandishing a large sword as he runs to

the school.

GEMMA:

(Looking at FLYNN) Oh no, is it

Roman day?

FRAN:

No.

TOM suddenly reappears and points at GEMMA’S arm (sleeve

still rolled up) to unnecessarily explain.

TOM:

(Points at GEMMA’S arm) Sorry,

sorry, I just wanted to explain I

saw someone do that on a TV show,

but it was on her naked thigh so -

a bit sexier.

TOM smiles at FRAN and GEMMA and goes. FRAN grabs GEMMA’S

arm and looks at the phone number.

FRAN:

The school DILF’s phone number!

They look over at TOM getting into his Range Rover

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FRAN:

Ohhh Gem’s result! He’s super sexy,

like a slightly porkier Antonio

Banderas in Zorro.

FRAN sees the THREE NIGELLA’S looking over.

FRAN:

The Nigella Wannabes are going to

hate your guts if you date their

Tom. You know, I could have been a

Nigella....

GEMMA covers her arm up and attempts to change the subject.

GEMMA:

If you hadn’t got drunk at sports

day and tried to seduce Mr.

Roberts. Interesting look you’re

sporting with wellies by the way.

FRAN:

Flynn buried all my shoes in the

garden again.

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