McDull, Kung Fu Kindergarten Page #2

Here! Still in perfect condition!

What good is a clean eraser?

Use it to clean up your mess!

No... lt won't be perfect anymore

l'll give you a new one later!

That's okay... i like this one.

See how beautiful it is

What if l promise to write slowly and...

neatly from now on

Slowly won't do! Class will be over!

Huh? You mean if l write slowly,

class will be over sooner?

Oh...i feel dizzy, l feel so dizzy...

Ah...

- Maybe you have menopause?

- ls it possible?

dizziness, mood swings, insomnia,

night sweats, hot flashes?

You've just entered

a new phrase in womanhood

Menopause!

The more l endure,

the more l feel uneasy

Rising suddenly from

a squat makes me dizzy

Frequent hot flashes,

indigestion and nocturnal incontinence

Rising suddenly from

a squat makes me dizzy

Disoriented in the morning and

can't sleep at night

Rising suddenly from

a squat makes me dizzy

Cut! Thank you Mrs. Mak

We'll let you know. Next!

Your menopause is so tragic!

What do you children know?

You were awesome, mama,

real tears were coming out of your eyes!

l was thinking of your report card

You'll get the spokesperson job for sure

You had real sadness and real tears!

Women like me...

can produce tears very easily!

What kind of woman are you?

Forget it! Let's just go home and...

have "Chicken on fire"!

Hurray!

Well... i almost...

got an A...

l'm not talking about that!

How could you poop in class?

Are you still a baby?

Sorry...

You shouldn't have to be...

Raise your hand and tell the teacher

How could you poop in your seat?

Miss Chan was singing to us...

l wanted to hold it until the song ended

Just admit you were too lazy to

ask for permission!

Even your bum knows how to poop!

But you are lazier than your bum!

Alright, stop crying...

Mama was wrong to use the B word

Alright, your bum is not

as hardworking as you are...

...and you almost got an A

Stop crying and eat your chicken

Raise your hand if you need to poop

lt's...

a basic human right

l need to poop!

Just follow mama... l need to poop!

- l need to poop! - l need to poop!

May, how laZy are "bums"?

Bums are not lazy,

they're very hardworking!

Really?

Of course! Day in and day out,

bums jiggle jiggle jiggle...

They have to sit and get up...

...and they also have to poop!

They jiggle to move in water;

they jiggle to get out of water

lt depends on what kind of car too...

...bums have to jiggle jiggle jiggle

lt's more work than walking

Over the new year holidays,

a friend of mine took his bum

on a plane ride to New Zealand

- Checked-in luggage or carry-on?

- What?

- The bum!

- Carry-on, of course!

So the bum jiggled all the way

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