Maz Jobrani: Brown and Friendly Page #2
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THE PAST 30, 40 YEARS
OR ANYONE CLOSE TO BEING PERSIAN
DOES ANYTHING GOOD,
MY MOM'S FRIEND
MY MOM'S FRIEND ALWAYS,
"MAZ, MAZ."
ANDRE AGASSI -- IRANIAN."
"'AKASSI', 'AKASSI' --
KA, KA, KA, KA, KA, KA, KA.
IRANIAN NAME -- KA, KA, KA, KA.
IS NOT 'AGUH, GUH, GUH, GUH.
NO -- KA, KA, KA, KA, KA.
IRANIAN.
IRANIAN TENNIS CHAMPION.
IRANIAN."
ANYTHING. SHE GOES, "MAZ, MAZ.
FREDDIE MERCURY OF THE QUEEN --
IRANIAN."
I WAS LIKE, "FREDDIE MERCURY?"
IS 'FEREDUN MERKHURI.'"
"IRANIAN."
I WAS LIKE, "OKAY."
MAKING STUFF UP.
IRANIAN!"
I WAS LIKE,
"HE'S IRAN-- I KNOW
HIS MOTHER'S SISTER'S AUNT.
I KNOW THEM.
HIS REAL NAME:
IS 'TAMOR KHURUZ.'"
"'KHURUZ' MEANS
'ROOSTER' IN FARSI.
HE WANT TO WIN ACADEMY AWARD --
CHANGE HIS NAME!
IRANIAN!"
OH, MAN.
WE'LL TAKE WHAT WE CAN GET, MAN.
'CAUSE IT'S BEEN TOUGH.
IT'S BEEN TOUGH.
FOR A WHILE IT LOOKED LIKE IRAN
WAS NEXT, FOR A WHILE.
LOOKED LIKE:
THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION
WAS ATTACKING COUNTRIES
ALPHABETICALLY IN REVERSE ORDER.
WASN'T LOOKING GOOD.
SO THAT'S COOL.
WE GOT OBAMA, YEAH.
YEAH.
ACTUALLY SEN A CONGRATULATORY LETTER
TO BARACK OBAMA:
SENT HIM A CONGRATU--
WHO ACTUALLY HAS
SOME CONNECTIONS,
AND HE KNOWS:
HE TOLD ME.
BASICALLY, THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN
WROTE THE LETTER.
YOU KNOW, "DEAR BARACK,
CONGRATULATION.
I HAVE A COUSIN NAMED HUSSEIN.
ON FACEBOOK."
SWEAR TO GOD,
SWEAR TO GOD. SWEAR...
THAT'S A FACEBOOK TERM, IN CASE
ALL RIGHT?
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,
CONTACT FACEBOOK, NOT ME.
WHAT IS THAT, MAZ? WHAT IS IT?"
IRAN -- YOU KNOW,
WHEN WE WENT TO WAR WITH IRAQ.
BECAUSE "IRAQ"
IF THERE WAS ONE PRESIDEN WHO WAS GONNA MESS IT UP
GEORGE BUSH, GEORGE BUSH.
NOT TOO GOOD WITH THE ALPHABET.
WITH CONDOLEEZZA RICE
"YES, WE ARE GONNA BOMB IRAN --
I MEAN, IRAQ."
LIKE THE CARTOON.
SHE'S LIKE, "BR-BR-BR-BR-BR!"
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