May Page #3

out of me!

What are you doing out here?

Nothing.

How long have you been

standing out here?

Since about 2:
00.

You haven't really been standing out here

for two hours, have you?

What do you think?

Look, I got your message.

I'm sorry I haven't

called you back.

I've been really busy

with this movie.

You made a movie?

In college before I dropped out.

I just finished putting it together.

Can I see it?

I'll make you macaroni and cheese.

Go to a movie, huh?

Sounds like a date.

I dig your place.

It's really...

neat.

Is this Gatorade?

Cool.

You'll never believe

what I had to do at work today.

You ready?

Roll 'em.

My baby does the Hanky Panky

My baby does the Hanky Panky

Hey, my baby does the Hanky Panky

My baby does the Hanky Panky

Hey, my baby does the Hanky Panky

I saw her walking on

down the line

You know I saw her

for the very first time

A pretty little girl

standing all alone

Hey, pretty baby,

can I take you home?

I never saw her,

never ever saw her

My baby does

the Hanky Panky

Yeah, my baby does

the Hanky Panky

My baby does

the Hanky Panky

Let s go!

So?

What did you think?

It was sweet.

It was sweet?

I don't think

she could have gotten

his whole finger

in one bite, though.

That part was kind

of far-fetched.

Oh

Last flight

Get lost in the moss

Oh, oh

Fall in the neon mine

Push me down

Okay, okay, breathe

Still rolling in the stones

Run to the log that s rotten

Oh, oh

Your soft belly bossing lows

Push me down

Oh, God damn it!

What the f*** is that?

- Oh, f***, I'm bleeding.

- I know.

May, what are you doing?

Please.

I need a towel.

I think...

I think I'm gonna go.

What?

I'll see you around.

But it's just like your movie.

May, this is weird.

You like weird.

Not that weird.

I told you to face

the goddamn wall!

Oops!

It fall down.

Moy, you help me.

Doctor, this delivery guy

is insisting

that you sign for this.

I'm in surgery, Polly,

please!

Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Kitty live now.

- What are you doing?

- What?

Take it outside, man.

So, what's up, bro'?

What do you think?

F***, she's pretty.

I don't think she's playing

with a full deck.

- That's not what you wanted.

- True.

At least you know

she's not out of her mind.

You know what,

we're not talking about May anymore.

I've successfully escaped

that lunatic.

Who's May?

Some weird chick

Adam just dumped.

How's your lip?

Stow it, all right?

Would you, please?

I see. May I?

So what if she likes your hands?

Just keep them away

from her face.

You're a prick, you know that?

- Yeah, do some more pushups.

- F*** you.

What's up, doll?

This is Polly.

I'm just sitting here

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